• mafyooz - September 30, 2014 4:18 a.m.

    Anyone know if there's still jobs going as a Technical Monkey?
  • Shigeruken - September 29, 2014 6:35 p.m.

    I can't believe I missed this article. It's gold!
  • punishment - July 19, 2014 11:21 p.m. I listened to this so much back in the day
  • punishment - July 19, 2014 11:16 p.m.

    Technically that was Double Dragon 3, but meh. Fatal Fury and Aero Fighters was a gold mine for Engrish. Wubba wubba! I'm in the pink today!
  • redeyeless - July 19, 2014 12:06 p.m.

    Just one look at the noid makes me want to punch everything is sight.
  • Onyx26 - May 5, 2014 2:30 p.m.

    It's ok, I feel asleep today too.
  • tehtimeisnow - July 16, 2013 1:34 p.m.

    i hate typo in ganes sesriosely if u dont now how 2 spell u shuoldnt b makeing a game
  • soulcipher - June 7, 2013 2:22 p.m.

    The Double Dragon (NES, 1988) was a classic!
  • BlueScorpion91 - May 20, 2013 4:02 a.m.

    I seem to recall reviews of Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines stating that it had a tonne of misspellings.
  • dcbernman - May 18, 2013 3:40 p.m.

    Legend of Dragoon's localization was awful. Surprised it didn't make the list when FFVII did.
  • JokerJ0613 - May 18, 2013 5:59 a.m.

    Haha! So glad you mentioned Zero Wing!
  • zelta38 - May 17, 2013 8:32 a.m.

  • Rhymenocerous - May 17, 2013 2:14 a.m.

    I will now try and use "This is not enough Golds" as much as possible in everyday life. Not laughed like this for quite some time.
  • Rub3z - May 16, 2013 12:54 a.m.

    You guys forgat a real good one from Dark Souls. It's since ben pachted out to say a more appropriated sentence fragment "VICTOLY ACHIEVED," but the initail release of the game had a much more profundd and dramatic phrase upon beating one of the game's many bosses: "YOU DEFEATED" Not to mention all of the funny little grammar mishaps that resulted from the game's online hint system. "Be wary of fall" "Be wary of fatty" "Beanpole ahead" "Be wary of amazing chest" "Try backstab" And for Super Mario Sunshine... Shine Get? Seriously, that's what is says? If that's seriously what is says in the English version of the game, then I can conclude that I have seen the words "Shine Get!" on my screen at least 240 times (played it through to completion twice) without batting an eyelid. Sometimes the things we don't notice are amazing. Speaking of not noticing anything, is there something I'm missing about the slide for Super Mario 64 with Yoshi? I don't... oh, now I see it. "IT THAT REALLY YOU???" "It has been such a long time since our last adventure!" "I'm still harboring very deep feelings of betrayal and from all the times you were content to jump off of my back over a bottomless pit or river of lava in order to save you own ass and make it to the other side without me!" "I've been waiting for years now for you to arrive on this rooftop so I can kill you and finally take my revenge without your beloved princess ever knowing! But I won't kill you now because I'm just too nice for that. Here! Take 99 of these 1-Up Mushrooms I found that totally aren't laced with cyanide! Bye Mario! See you at your funeral!"
  • db1331 - May 16, 2013 6 a.m.

    I loved "YOU DEFEATED" and was so bummed when they patched it. Luckily you can mod it back in.
  • GR_LucasSullivan - May 16, 2013 4:24 p.m.

    Added! Also I wish Yoshi would express his hatred more often lol
  • Rub3z - May 17, 2013 12:58 a.m.

    Hahaha Awesome! "YOU DEFEATED" It was like, a victory in itself to see those words appear. It was like a hilarious little cherry on top, a lighthearted exclamation mark to end what was likely a grueling battle in an otherwise dark and foreboding game. Priceless.

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