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Game levels that look like anuses

What do Gears of War 2, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, Halo 3, Dead Space and Prey all have in common? Well, they were all innovative, highly praised and sold well at a time when - ok, let's drop the pretense. You’re here about the ass.

There are many examples of game level archetypes that designers go back to again and again. How many Sewers, Ice Worlds or Warehouse Maps have you experienced in your gaming life? We have a new one to add to the list: Giant Anuses. Think back on it and you’ll be surprised at how many hulking butt holes you’ve slogged through. Game characters find themselves neck-deep in monster rectum with alarming frequency. Don’t believe us? We have proof on video, just click play below. 

Here at GamesRadar, we strive to distill videogaming into its pure forms, unfiltered by corporate interest and unfettered by religious prudery. This video contains imagery that may be considered offensive, so if you are under 18 or wilt easily DO NOT WATCH - Ed. 

Jan 22, 2009

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62 comments

  • Xavygravy - May 12, 2010 6:48 a.m.

    "can't get enough of your -ass- babe"
  • mentalityljs - September 19, 2009 12:59 a.m.

    I believe devs create levels like this on purpose; to make us all feel like little, insignificant turds! I feel so dirty :P ReCaptcha: duct surtaxes I'm starting to think ReCaptcha isn't so random now!
  • Hellwilder - September 18, 2009 4:02 a.m.

    Sweet... You forgot Lord Jabu Jabu's belly from Zelda: OoT That was a REAL ass
  • ryno - April 21, 2009 3:44 p.m.

    Prey should hold the world record for most anuses in one game. because there are more than the ones shown. also there are vagina levels in Prey too.
  • scruffy117 - March 20, 2009 5:59 p.m.

    ill never be the same again
  • KingofHearts - January 26, 2009 6:50 a.m.

    The Barry White set that off quite well! Kudos!!
  • nummymuffin - January 25, 2009 2 a.m.

    In many forms of storytelling the hero has to overcome many trials in order to emerge victorious. One example would be the story of Jonah from the old Testament. He had to be swollowed by a whale to become a prophet. In video games the hero is usually beset by overwhelming adversity, it is only a small strech of the imagination to see him or her as being chewed up and digested- hense the digestive images. Another potental interpitation is that these tunnels are not a digestive track but a birth canal. This comes to mind when the hero from Gears of War 2 emerges from the hole covered in blood. Death and rebirth are frequent archetyes in mythology. Often the hero symbolicly or literaly dies and is reborn. These types of images could come from either source of perhaps a combination of the two.
  • Zaphers - January 23, 2009 9:30 p.m.

    I laughed my anus off.
  • Skooch - January 23, 2009 6:35 p.m.

    I was eating chocolate when I was watching this. Now I feel ill. It's like the ultimate diet. Thanks, GamesRadar!
  • twishart - January 23, 2009 4:47 p.m.

    hah, you got an achievement for prolapsing the anus in dead space. Nice work!
  • chillwill0330 - January 23, 2009 2:01 p.m.

    that was nasty as hell.
  • Hippster - January 23, 2009 9:53 a.m.

    sick
  • MoChilla - January 23, 2009 6:05 a.m.

    Was that achievement literally for tearing the hole?
  • C-C-C-C-ComboCro - January 23, 2009 4:55 a.m.

    god i love this website
  • SlightlyBetterName - January 23, 2009 1:58 a.m.

    I found it slightly amusing.
  • NelosAngelos - January 23, 2009 1:02 a.m.

    Horrifying...so why did I click play? Dammit GamesRadar, you have me under your control.
  • RyGuy93 - January 23, 2009 12:29 a.m.

    LMAO the Gears of War 2 looks like it's menstruating XD
  • Ravenbom - January 23, 2009 12:02 a.m.

    2008 was the year of the anus levels. I predict 2009 to be the year of the wiener levels, which should coincide well with Wii Motion Plus. Hopefully there will never be Va-jay-jay levels, otherwise the human race will die off when every human male becomes locked to their TVs. Case in point: Fallout 3 has like a one second Va-jay-jay level and everyone who plays it gets hooked for a hundred hours or more afterward.
  • CH3BURASHKA - January 22, 2009 11:45 p.m.

    Those Halo 3 anuses seem to have some kind of herpes...
  • skyguy343 - January 22, 2009 11:38 p.m.

    family guy had a whole level about anuses

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