Game levels that look like anuses

VIDEO: Gape in awe at these monstrous turd-cutters!

Words: on January 22, 2009

What do Gears of War 2, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, Halo 3, Dead Space and Prey all have in common? Well, they were all innovative, highly praised and sold well at a time when - ok, let's drop the pretense. You’re here about the ass.

There are many examples of game level archetypes that designers go back to again and again. How many Sewers, Ice Worlds or Warehouse Maps have you experienced in your gaming life? We have a new one to add to the list: Giant Anuses. Think back on it and you’ll be surprised at how many hulking butt holes you’ve slogged through. Game characters find themselves neck-deep in monster rectum with alarming frequency. Don’t believe us? We have proof on video, just click play below. 

Here at GamesRadar, we strive to distill videogaming into its pure forms, unfiltered by corporate interest and unfettered by religious prudery. This video contains imagery that may be considered offensive, so if you are under 18 or wilt easily DO NOT WATCH - Ed. 

Jan 22, 2009

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  • Xavygravy

    Xavygravy  - 1 year, 9 months ago  - Report

    "can't get enough of your -ass- babe"
  • mentalityljs

    mentalityljs  - 2 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    I believe devs create levels like this on purpose; to make us all feel like little, insignificant turds! I feel so dirty :P

    ReCaptcha: duct surtaxes

    I'm starting to think ReCaptcha isn't so random now!
  • Hellwilder

    Hellwilder  - 2 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    Sweet...
    You forgot Lord Jabu Jabu's belly from Zelda: OoT
    That was a REAL ass
  • ryno

    ryno  - 2 years, 10 months ago  - Report

    Prey should hold the world record for most anuses in one game. because there are more than the ones shown. also there are vagina levels in Prey too.
  • scruffy117

    scruffy117  - 2 years, 11 months ago  - Report

    ill never be the same again
  • KingofHearts

    KingofHearts  - 3 years ago  - Report

    The Barry White set that off quite well! Kudos!!
  • nummymuffin

    nummymuffin  - 3 years ago  - Report

    In many forms of storytelling the hero has to overcome many trials in order to emerge victorious. One example would be the story of Jonah from the old Testament. He had to be swollowed by a whale to become a prophet. In video games the hero is usually beset by overwhelming adversity, it is only a small strech of the imagination to see him or her as being chewed up and digested- hense the digestive images. Another potental interpitation is that these tunnels are not a digestive track but a birth canal. This comes to mind when the hero from Gears of War 2 emerges from the hole covered in blood. Death and rebirth are frequent archetyes in mythology. Often the hero symbolicly or literaly dies and is reborn. These types of images could come from either source of perhaps a combination of the two.
  • Zaphers

    Zaphers  - 3 years ago  - Report

    I laughed my anus off.
  • Skooch

    Skooch  - 3 years ago  - Report

    I was eating chocolate when I was watching this. Now I feel ill. It's like the ultimate diet. Thanks, GamesRadar!
  • twishart

    twishart  - 3 years ago  - Report

    hah, you got an achievement for prolapsing the anus in dead space. Nice work!
  • chillwill0330

    chillwill0330  - 3 years ago  - Report

    that was nasty as hell.
  • Hippster

    Hippster  - 3 years ago  - Report

    sick
  • MoChilla

    MoChilla  - 3 years ago  - Report

    Was that achievement literally for tearing the hole?
  • C-C-C-C-ComboCro

    C-C-C-C-ComboCro  - 3 years ago  - Report

    god i love this website
  • SlightlyBetterName

    SlightlyBetterName  - 3 years ago  - Report

    I found it slightly amusing.
  • NelosAngelos

    NelosAngelos  - 3 years ago  - Report

    Horrifying...so why did I click play? Dammit GamesRadar, you have me under your control.
  • RyGuy93

    RyGuy93  - 3 years ago  - Report

    LMAO the Gears of War 2 looks like it's menstruating XD
  • Ravenbom

    Ravenbom  - 3 years ago  - Report

    2008 was the year of the anus levels.
    I predict 2009 to be the year of the wiener levels, which should coincide well with Wii Motion Plus.

    Hopefully there will never be Va-jay-jay levels, otherwise the human race will die off when every human male becomes locked to their TVs.
    Case in point: Fallout 3 has like a one second Va-jay-jay level and everyone who plays it gets hooked for a hundred hours or more afterward.
  • CH3BURASHKA

    CH3BURASHKA  - 3 years ago  - Report

    Those Halo 3 anuses seem to have some kind of herpes...
  • skyguy343

    skyguy343  - 3 years ago  - Report

    family guy had a whole level about anuses
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