Fallout: New Vegas ESRB rating reveals "sexual activity with a robot"

There are robot prostitutes in Fallout: New Vegas. If this news had been revealed any other way, it would only have been mildly amusing, but because it was revealed by the ESRB's description of the game's content, it's extremely amusing. We know it didn't go down this way, but all we can imagine is a thin-lipped, snarling woman with Betty White hair dictating to a typist in a drier-than-Death-Valley voice, "There is also an extended sequence suggesting sexual activity with a robot."

We're sorry to say that the ESRB also notes that there's no direct depiction of the act. Instead, the screen fades to black and  "suggestive dialog is heard in the background." What kind of suggestive dialog, you ask? Here are a few examples: "Fisto reporting for duty . . . Please assume the position," "I suppose I should test you out . . . Servos active!" and "Something wrong with someone if they got to f**k a machine."

Above: We just want to pleasure you with our clawsssssss!

Oh Fisto, you're just the living end. The ESRB's summary also contains descriptions of other scenes, so don't read it if you're uptight about spoilers. Oh yeah, the game's out October 19th in North America and October 22nd in Europe blah blah robot sex.

Aug 27, 2010


  • CanadianBacon95 - October 6, 2010 12:45 p.m.

  • GhostWriter - August 31, 2010 2:32 a.m.

    Just another reason for me to buy New Vegas... Damn, I'm going to be broke for a very long, long time.
  • Crypto140 - August 30, 2010 3:15 p.m.

    Creepy. Just creepy. If I find the robot hot, I will hang myself.
  • Justheretowinshit - August 29, 2010 10:27 p.m.

    @Fauxfurry I think this video might more accurately describe robot sex
  • eNdo602 - August 29, 2010 1:22 p.m.

    I'd fap to that.
  • adrenaguy - August 29, 2010 10:23 a.m.

    these "suggestive sounds" i want to buy it just to hear what their idea of human penetrating robot might sound like. -sceraaaaaaaape- oops, forgot the lube! -shudder- 0_e
  • NanoElite666 - August 29, 2010 4:42 a.m.

    @Rancid47 Your comment is made of absolute WIN!
  • EnragedTortoise1 - August 28, 2010 2:17 p.m.

    Oh, ESRB, you crack me up.
  • FauxFurry - August 28, 2010 5:12 a.m.

    Are those robots also made of sex? I'm hoping that one responds to the effect of "I'm 40% sex!" before pounding its chest...or other things.
  • JuliePeesgood - August 28, 2010 3:45 a.m.

    Speaking of robots ... how fitting ...
  • DarkPaladin - August 28, 2010 1:10 a.m.

    Beware of Electro-Gonorrhea, the noisy killer!
  • Doctalen - August 28, 2010 1:05 a.m.

    If you screw a robot, do you get a virus?
  • WillisTron - August 28, 2010 12:02 a.m.

    @RedBandit That's hilarious
  • batman5273 - August 27, 2010 11:17 p.m.

    My mom has sex with a robot. its called a vibrator.
  • shyfonzie - August 27, 2010 11:06 p.m.

    It's about time
  • thefreakysurgeon - August 27, 2010 10:44 p.m.

    y'all just fucked a RoboWhore!
  • Clovin64 - August 27, 2010 10:37 p.m.

    Havent any of you seen that episode of Futurama referencing to robot sex? Sex with robots is bad! There will be no future for humanity if all the worlds scientists are off shagging robots! That said, where can I buy one of these Sex Bots?
  • tokengirlstfu - August 27, 2010 10:36 p.m.

    This makes up for not being able to romance Legion in Mass Effect 2.
  • Silvermech - August 27, 2010 10:22 p.m.

    Now I really want this game.
  • McNeelyJ - August 27, 2010 10:19 p.m.

    why wouldn't they have sex with a robot, especially a marilyn monroebot as seen in futurama

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