Google+

300: March to Glory review

Decent
AT A GLANCE
  • Some legitimately creative ideas
  • Medium-deep combat
  • Comic-style cut scenes have style
  • Enemies are 90% turtles
  • Very little story
  • Rugged voice acting

Based upon a sandals-and-swords movie and comic, 300: March to Glory casts you as a bearded, bare-chested gladiator type named King Leonidas. You're trying to stave off the vast army of the Persian king, Xerxes with a small force of only 300 Spartan warriors. At least, we're told there are 300 of you and zillions of them. In practice, it's typically you and one to three companions hacking maybe six or eight other dudes at a time into hamburger, tops.

Combat is all about chaining heavy, light and - if your "wrath" meter is full - extra strong attacks from three basic weapons: a sword or two, a shield (which has its own bashing moves), and a spear that isn't as quick as the other weapons, but which can be thrown or used to shatter enemy shields. This is critical, because after the opening area, practically every single opposing soldier has a shield and blocks 80% of the time. Which actually doesn't so much add tactical depth as it does annoy the crap out of the player.



Your wrath meter also charges special, temporary abilities: healing, an auto-parry ability, a time-slowing intensity, and an added damage "Blood Drunk" condition - which is sometimes the only way to defeat an opponent (usually a boss). For those keeping track, this is more aggravating than both the shield thing and the fact that some enemies must first be knocked down, almost always by a special attack, before they can be hurt. The problem is that too many of your moves are fed by the single wrath meter, so you're often left attacking an invulnerable target just to build the meter back up. Blech.

Less trying are the "phalanx" moments, when you and your boys line up as if to play Red Rover, but then just walk ahead and spear-stab everyone who gets in your way until your formation breaks up or you kill your target - usually a big enemy like a war elephant. They feel bolted on (the elephants have a remarkably tough time hurting you) but it's unique, at least. So are the moments when the sky darkens and you have only a second or two to tuck yourself completely under your shield before a rain of arrows hammers down from above.

There are more than 20 canned, three or four-button combos to unlock and learn, along with a half-dozen or so Wrath attacks and upgradeable gear. They're not quite enough to keep things from getting monotonous and sometimes frustrating when you seem to be fighting the same six enemies over and over, four of which are hunkering under shields as the remaining two circle round to stab you in the back. And though the characters are all chiseled hunks of manhood who pause to talk smack way too much, the graphics themselves couldn't outwrestle a 100-pound bank teller. But this is still a better game than you might expect, given its relative out-of-nowhere-ness.

More Info

Release date: Feb 27 2007 - PSP (US)
Available Platforms: PSP
Genre: Action
Published by: Warner Brothers
Developed by: Collision Studios
ESRB Rating:
Mature: Blood and Gore, Language, Suggestive Themes, Violence

We Recommend By ZergNet

1 comment

  • terrello800 - June 24, 2009 6:52 p.m.

    this game is ok but then again it suck but so if got this game throw it away

Showing 1-1 of 1 comment

Join the Discussion
Add a comment (HTML tags are not allowed.)
Characters remaining: 5000

OR…

Connect with Facebook

Log in using Facebook to share comments, games, status update and other activity easily with your Facebook feed.