20 things we’ve always wondered about the Zelda universe

Not to get too weird here, but how do the rock-loving mountain dwellers reproduce? Most of Zelda’s fantasy races have two clear genders, such as the elves and Zoras. Even the Gerudo--a race that only produces one male a generation--are implied to start families with Hylian males. But there are zero Goron females to be seen, but they clearly age and die, so where do new Gorons come from? Do they just explode out of a rock one day and then join the clan? Or is it sort of like dwarves in Lord of The Rings, where outsiders can’t tell the difference between genders, but Gorons can?

In the past the series has offered some explanation as to what creates a full Heart Container, but not much has been explained about their little brothers. Dozens of Heart Pieces have been hidden across Hyrule in virtually every Zelda game since Link to the Past, but no one talks about how they came to be. In fact, most NPCs that give them to Link seem to have no concept of the rarity and power of the item. Why haven’t they used the Heart Piece to extend their own life force? Do Heart Pieces only work on fated heroes? Are heroes like Link the only ones that can recognize and use the power within?

This complaint could be lobbied at countless silent protagonists, but these days Link’s silence is one of the worst offenders. It’s not so noticeable with most instances of dialogue because characters often reply to Link as if he did say something, but more recent games like Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword are pushing things too far. Many cutscenes show people speaking directly to Link, and he just nods his head like a goof and says nothing. He clearly understands language and can make wordless noise with his mouth, so why does he always act like he’s mute? Is he just shy?

Despite looking like your average painted rock, Gossip Stones possess many unique properties. Hitting them will usually elicit a small hint, shooting them with arrows might earn you some rupees, and blasting them with a bomb will start a launch sequence that rockets them off into the air. How did such curious things come to be? Are they some form of enchanted clock, or could they actually be alive? For one thing, it’s been shown in the past that Gossip Stones can listen to and understand conversations. Should we feel bad about damaging them? Or can they even feel pain?

Admittedly this is more trivia than an actual question, but this concept art in Hyrule Historia is really intriguing. At one point in time Wind Waker was going to include a GameCube-shaped island, but it was ultimately scrapped. What type of interesting, self-referential scenes were planned for that island? And is it too much to hope the island might be included in Wind Waker HD?

In our reality, glass and plastic bottles are everywhere. But in Hyrule, bottles seem to be some of the rarest items known to man. No matter what the timeline, Link can barely find four bottles per adventure. Looking at the many windows in Hyrule, it’s clear the Hylians know how to make glass, so how can something as mundane as a bottle be so rare? Couldn’t Link just go to the local recycling center and just grab dozens of things? After cleaning them properly, he could carry so many fairies that he need never fear death again.

This one has been creeping us out ever since we met the Picori people in the GBA classic The Minish Cap. The spritely race are certainly cute and friendly, and we enjoyed visiting their homes between the cracks in the walls and under blades of grass. However, what happens after that story is over? These tiny people are still all around us in Hyrule, hiding in every little corner, watching us… hearing everything we say… How many have we stepped on without even realizing it? It’s enough to drive someone crazy.

Link’s Awakening was the franchise’s first trippy spin-off, and Majora’s Mask followed its example carefully, particularly in its character designs. Both reused and redesigned character models from the games that preceded them, and it helped give them the dreamy quality of a world that was simultaneously familiar and foreign. In Link’s Awakening, that could be explained away by the fact it was a dream, but Majora’s Mask, for as strange as it was, took place in the real world. So if the residents of Hyrule were to travel to Termina Field, they’d find dozens of doppelgangers all living somewhat similar lives. What wizardry could explain this?

No one’s proud of it, but we can all admit to attacking a defenseless cucco--Zelda’s version of chickens--at least once. And if you have, you’ll know that once you’ve hit a cucco enough times it summons a flurry of bloodthirsty cuccos that won’t stop until you leave or are dead. But where are these chickens hiding in the meantime? And how can these nearly flightless birds appear so quickly? Is each cucco born with a magical summoning ability as its last line of defense?

In real life, temples are normally quiet places of worship, tended to by peaceful religious folk. In the Zelda universe, it doesn’t seem like anyone could worship in the Fire or Water Temples without dying horribly within two minutes. Meanwhile, the Forest and Swamp Temples are virtually unreachable without a hookshot or other special doohickey. How’s your average parishioner supposed to pay tribute to the killer gods that lay within if they can’t even get to their temples?

Though he isn’t always on screen, the King of Hyrule is a pretty constant force in the Legend of Zelda, but no matter what the timeline, we never get to see a Queen of Hyrule. Sometimes we’re at least given the implication that she died years before the start of a game, but more often she’s never spoken of. Are we to assume that being queen is such an incredibly unlucky position that she’s died over a dozen times, all when Zelda was very young?

Unlike Mario’s non-denominational coins, Zelda’s rupees actually have several matching currencies in the real world, one of the most well known being India’s rupees. Represented by a coin instead of a gem, an Indian rupee is currently worth about two US pennies. Since you can buy 30 bombs for 100 rupees in Link to the Past, either bombs are incredibly cheap in Hyrule, or rupees are worth a lot more in that universe. What would that make the exchange rate? Like 10,000 to one?

The underwater-dwelling Zoras are some of the most beloved in the series, and you’d expect that Wind Waker, a game that takes place on the open seas, would be full of them. Instead, the entire race has gone missing, and it’s later explained that they evolved into the bird-like Rito people. Evolution is all well and good, but it normally takes place over millennia, not a couple hundred years. Outside of magical intervention--something Wind Waker never hints at--how did an underwater race become a family of flyers so quickly?

Seriously...

We’ve covered that Link is the strong, silent type, but at some point he must need to eat food and drink fresh water. And that makes the apparently happy ending of Link’s Awakening a bit tragic. Link wakes up from his shipwreck to find himself adrift in the ocean. He may have finally left his somewhat-brief coma and its dreamlike world, but now he’s stuck in the middle of the ocean. He seems to have lost all his supplies, so how does he survive, let alone find his way home? Perhaps him seeing those seagulls in the sky implies he’s near land, but the ocean sure looks vast in the credits screen, so we’re more apt to believe it’s a hunger-induced hallucination.

Do you have any questions that you want the Zelda series to finally answer? Or do you have theories to answer our questions? Let us know in the comments, but you better not try to explain it by saying, “it’s magic.”

For more, be sure to check out 20 things we've always wondered about the Mario universe and the Legend of Zelda memes.