• ashley-coonfield - May 14, 2014 7:28 a.m.

    Ser Jory from Dragon Age Origins
  • El_Rocky_Raccoon - April 28, 2014 10:55 p.m.

    Actually, if you noticed, the Merchant actually becomes a Ganado near the end of the game, as his eyes, at some point, become red. The Old Man being Ganon himself is a really nice theory.
  • Gangsta_Loc - April 28, 2014 12:45 a.m.

    Anyone remember this guy ? -> Toasttyyyy
  • Evanesco - April 27, 2014 5:46 p.m.

    Mysterious Stranger from Red Dead Redemption beats all of these.
  • will-helton - May 13, 2014 6:23 p.m.

    *Mysterious Stranger from Fallout 3
  • wiitard07 - June 26, 2014 11:16 a.m.

    Well we pretty much know he's either a god or Satan figure. The confusion really comes when you wonder about how he fits into the realistic world.
  • punishment - March 24, 2014 6:02 p.m.

    I personally would like a backstory on Sarcastic Slab from Borderlands 2. He made me laugh way too hard. Couldn't kill him.
  • PerhapsTheOtherOne - November 24, 2014 3:08 p.m.

    I'll try! The Sarcastic Slab wasn't always so. He once was a powerful bandit lord that could even rival the Vault Hunters themselves, leading a huge gang in Thousand Cuts. None could stand before his might, until one day, an up-and-coming fresh bandit and former Vault Hunter named Brick came to make a name for himself. He was so utterly humiliated by Brick in his defeat that he swore to one day take vengeance on the new Slab King, and fool him into a false sense of security by always acting sarcastically whenever Brick had done something to humiliate his own bandits, just as he had done to him.
  • darkhunter909 - March 24, 2014 2:55 p.m.

    Ummm anyone who knows pokemon knows there is a huge family of nurse joys... They explain that in the show though i guess people these days would not know that due to it being an old episode.
  • jpic89 - April 28, 2014 7:15 a.m.

    And anybody who could actually read would notice they said in that slide that it is claimed they are all related, but anybody with a rudimentary understanding of genetics knows this doesn't explain anything.
  • darkhunter909 - April 28, 2014 12:44 p.m.

    Reading the whole thing is a waste of time. The explanations are often useless. And its a tv show rules of genetics don't apply.
  • jpic89 - April 28, 2014 3:56 p.m.

    Except that this whole article is an exercise in entertainment, and therefore the explanations are not useless, as they are the whole point of the article. Since they are taking farcical situations and applying logic to them to give humorous explanations that OBVIOUSLY are not true, because their intent is to be HUMOROUS, then there is no reason NOT to apply the rules of genetics to a tv show. Also, you still ignored the fact that, as I said, they DID mention the shows explanation, so your original comment of how nobody remembers it is STILL irrelevant.. And since you feel explanations are useless. TL;DR You are a dumbass.
  • Rub3z - August 29, 2013 8:43 p.m.

    SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! SHOOT ME IN THE FAAAAAAAAAACE! WANT IT! NEED IT! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! NOW! HNNNNNNNNNNG! I love how when you shoot him somewhere besides the face he says "NOT MY FACE!" And when you shoot him in the face he blurts a quick "THANK YOU!" before, y'know, dying of severe lead poisoning of the face.
  • AshLynx - August 27, 2013 8:12 p.m.

    Of all the Psychonauts characters, yes, I was always more curious about Clem and Crystal and why they were so weird whenever you weren't looking. Though I am curious what's up with Mr. Pokeylope (a talking turtle with a crown! And no explanation!) and even more curious about the person who decided to have a unique line for every character when you show them Mr. Pokeylope. I was always curious about the guards in Sly 2 and 3. Some of them get dialogue, and lots of them have items you can steal (though why you'd bring a large diamond to work is anyone's guess). In the first game, one of the vaults let you see info about enemies (such as "lives for world cup soccer"). In the second and third games, you go to one of their off duty hang outs. So some of these guys have places to hang out and buy pointless things with their hard earned money, I'm kind of curious what happens to the many many mooks I killed all over the game (or knocked into the water, or into a bottomless ravine, etc), they were just trying to earn a living! They must've had families!
  • loomis22 - August 26, 2013 11:23 p.m.

    Obviously the PC clone glitch was used on Nurse Joy.
  • dcbernman - August 26, 2013 5:06 p.m.

    Gotta say, I loved the explanation for the Legend of Zelda. Hell, I think it's a cool enough twist to fit into the canon somewhere.
  • NullG7 - August 24, 2013 8:25 p.m.

    You guys do realize that the reason that there are so many Jennys and Joys is actually explained in the Anime right? Just saying.
  • dizyd07 - October 3, 2013 9:02 a.m. believed it.

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