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Super Mario Brothers nailed in five minutes

You all know Mario, for sure, but you don't know it like this. At times, this high-speed run is almost balletic, the plumber leaping with exquisite timing through sections that frustrated us for hours.

Okay, he's used the warps, and okay it's a geriatric game. But we can't fail to be impressed by the sheer consistency of play, or feel humbled by the amount of time this gamer must have invested in smashing through this classic challenge.