So the Dead Island trailer made you jizz in your pants, but will the game be anywhere near as good?

Every now and then a game trailer comes along that launches itself at your eyes with so much rocket-fuelled incredible it sparks an arousing synaptic chain-reaction that causes gamers to spontaneously combust in their pants with the force of a thermonuclear explosion. Like the new trailer for Dead Island. What is Dead Island? It's kind of a first person open-world survival horror with RPG bits. On a sunny island. Think holidaying in Faliraki, but with less Brits-on-the-piss and more brain-eating zombies.

But that doesn't matter right now. What does matter is that you watch the trailer immediately if you haven't done so several times already.

Matt Cundy
I don't have the energy to really hate anything properly. Most things I think are OK or inoffensively average. I do love quite a lot of stuff as well, though.