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The dramatic reenactment of... Beyond: Two Souls' pitch

This E3's reveal of Beyond: Two Souls was a bit of an eye-opener for us. It's like, we were all on board with Jodi, the supernaturally gifted and alt indie guitar-wielding heroine played by Ellen Page. We know, because of our Beyond: Two Souls review, but... still. We had no problem with the unorthodox control scheme. And yeah, homelessness. We get that. But then, Jodi in soldier garb? Defending kids in, where, Africa? Where did things go wrong, Mr. Dave Cage?

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