There’s a genuine laugh out loud moment in one of Guardians of the Galaxy 2’s five post-credit scenes. If you’ve seen the movie, you’ll know what I’m talking about. It involves a grumpy Groot who looks… different. If you haven’t seen the movie then look away now as spoilers are on the way. But, as it turns out, that Groot isn’t called what you think he’s called.
Have the six people in the world who haven’t seen Guardians 2 gone? Good.
So, there you have it. Groot may be grumpy and physically incapable of tidying his room but he’s not a teenager just yet, he’s Adolescent Groot.
Thinking logically (as I typically do when theorising about fictional tree characters’ ages), it’s probably to account for either a proper Teen Groot in Avengers: Infinity War or back to OG Groot from the first Guardians of the Galaxy. Failing that, we could always get Mid-Life Crisis Groot, complete with Hawaiian shirt.
