Above: "Hey, you should see this asshole over here"
Above: "Look, it's a Gamecube with a waggle-stick. What do you want?"
Above: Wow! You're right! This really is a shiny cup!"
Above: "Yep, everything's shiny over here too!"
Above: He looks more excited to meet them than they do to meet him
Above: "No guys, really, it's good. Look, I'm making it. Me. I made Super Mario Bros."
Above: "See? Awesome!"
Above: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Above: Just a 59-year-old man whistfully blowing on a game controller imagining that it's a flute
Above: "What is this bullshit?"
Above: It was the greatest day of both their lives