Gamera
What Is It? A giant turtle thing. Created by a rival studio to head up an alternative to the Godzilla franchise. But he’s a good guy, so, politics permitting, a team-up with Godzilla could work - as long as the film’s villain monster doesn’t live in a lettuce patch.
Origin: Slept under Arctic ice until an atomic blast woke him up.
Powers: Flying, breathing fire, walking upright, eating really slowly, falling off the edge of tables.
Who Should Do The Voice-Over If It Speaks Or Roars? Christian Bale.
Hedorah
What Is It? Jesus, we don’t know. It’s supposed to be an evolved tadpole (from space). But it’s more like a child’s plasticine model that’s been left alone in a daycare centre during a summer heatwave, mocked by spiteful Ben 10 action figures and forced to remain still and stoical as sun-sheltering house spiders scuttle across its forehead.
