The Top 7... Franchise failures

1. Advent Rising
2005 | Xbox, PC

The game: A sweeping, big-budget sci-fi shooter with vague Mormon undertones, Advent Rising centered on Gideon Wyeth, a young pilot swept up in an intergalactic war between aliens who worship humans and aliens who want to destroy them. The action was fairly standard third-person shooting and brawling fare, but later in the game, Gideon discovered latent psychic powers that completely threw off the balance of combat and hinted at the promise of new gameplay mechanics that would never come to fruition.

Above: Funny how this almost never happens in real life

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