A brief history of the company:
According to their website, Aperture Science began as a small science team, created by Cave Johnson in 1953, to manufacture shower curtains for the US military, but while experimenting with new plastics they stumbled onto a way to create a quantum tunnel through physical space – just kidding! That’s ridiculous.
In 1978 Cave Johnson got mercury poisoning and went crazy. That prompted him to split the company into three major divisions. Instead of focusing on military shower accessories, Aperture started its Heimlich counter-maneuver research, a Take-A-Wish Foundation and – the third division – a “man sized ad-hoc quantum tunnel through physical space with possible applications as a shower curtain.”
The first two divisions failed completely, but the third got the attention of the US government after initial tests showed promising results. Similarly to their chief competitors, the Black Mesa Research Facility, Aperture Science struck it big when they started receiving the big government bucks, which means your tax dollars funded two of the top seven evilest companies – super.
Above: Modern secret science laboratories are run on Windows
The next evil step was to force solitary prisoners through a series of puzzle chambers to, presumably, test their ability to manipulate Aperture’s handheld portal generating device, rate their psychological strength and get them to have tons of fun.
GLaDOS, as everyone knows, promised participants cake at the end of the ordeal, but instead of receiving a delicious dessert treat, participants were generally lit on fire. Certain death isn’t an unheard of reward for many corporations (traditionally it’s paired with a gold watch), but the false expectations of cake paired with the promise of death make Aperture the evilest company ever.
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