11 Muffit the Daggit
Role: Cutesy living teddy bear, with a habit of getting lost/into trouble. Bless him.
The painful truth: Cutesy yet sinister cyborg teddy bear, with a habit of frightening small children, yapping in his cold, harsh, cyborg manner and stumbling about. He was a chimp in a suit, you know. Poor ickle Boxey’s dog gets pulverised, and so, rather than protecting their fleet from the insidious Cylon menace, the most important people on the Battlestar Galactica gang together and cobble up a replacement out of Bacofoil and dripping. Watch, stony-faced, as the brat’s face lights up.