PC Gamer launches new invasion

Today, PC Gamer has begun terrorizing the magazine racks with a scandalous expose of the mysterious Windows Vista. This hard-hitting piece of hardcore investigative journalismwhispersIllimunati-caliber transnational secrets, leaked from the shadowy underground kingsofcomputerized gaming society.

You%26rsquo;ll finally see if you should wait to buy DirectX 10 hardware; or if %26ldquo;Games for Windows%26rdquo; is just another meaningless slogan; or if you might one day be yelling through your headset at an Xbox Live gamer after a heated online skirmish. You%26rsquo;ll probably just callously kill them all anyways %26ndash; their frail little thumbs will never match the speed of your honed mouse-and-keyboard reflexes - but the best part will be taunting them about how you had rough sex with their mother last night. Mmmmm, online shit-talking is so tasteful.