Metal Gear Madness!

Above: Metal Gears rock for a cause at Live Aid

Above: Shagohod, about to "disperse" the Phelps clan. Don't know who these wonderful people are? Read our exclusiveinterview with their spokeswoman. Seriously!

Above: Did he defeat Bowser or just replace him?

Above: Life is like a box of rations...

Above: How come dogs never need rescuing?

Above: Ray liberates a gaggle of children from the Neverland compound