PC gamers are still waiting to ride along 'neath the Western sky on the lone prairie with John Marston, and a new GTA 5 mod lets you do just that… as long as you aren't too particular about his lower half.
GTA 5 already had a (kinda) fully featured model for John Marston, so this mod just lets you use it in-game. Don't take it as a tease for upcoming Red Dead news, though - this appears to be the Marston model used in the GTA Online character creator, where he's one of many possible fathers for custom criminals. I know John Marston's a pretty resourceful guy, but I'm still not sure how he sired so many GTA Online characters with literally nothing below his belly button.
Props to Reddit user The_XXI for posting these screens, and for giving me an excuse to joke about John Marston's phantom genitalia.