Cream for help

Yes, it’s high concept time again! Writer-director Richard Helpern will bring us a terror-filled tale of cosmetics gone horribly, horribly wrong.

Cold Cream is the tale of an unattractive woman tempted by the lure of an experimental cream that promises beauty and weight loss in one too-good-to-be-true package. Sadly, though she initially becomes thin and beautiful, the product takes a terrible toll on her body, rotting her skin and starting to damage her mind.

There’s no word on casting, but surely Joan Rivers must be waiting by the phone…