You basically don't need to go and see Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Why you ask? Because we've cut together ALL the available footage from Episode VII in chronological order and accurately predicted (maybe...) the plot of the JJ Abrams space adventure.
All the film geeks and Star Wars boffins at GamesRadar+ got together in a room and argued about which clip of Harrison Ford goes in front of which other clip of Harrison Ford. We're not going to lie - it was intense - but we think we've got it right. So, throw away that midnight showing ticket and watch The Force Awakens now in the video above (we're sure it's exactly the same!), and JJ? We're sorry we ruined your release.
Directed by JJ Abrams and starring Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Andy Serkis, Oscar Isaac and Gwendoline Christie, Star Wars: The Force Awakens is released in UK cinemas on December 17 2015 and in the US a day later (just in case you want to see the real one).