The Lost Superstar

Warren Beatty is so vain, he thought Carly Simon’s song was about him. Simon has steadfastly refused to confirm or deny, but Hollywood’s super stud certainly ranks as prime suspect – and phoned to thank her for it. Of course, Simon is a mere footnote in a list of romantic attachments that runs from Adjani (Isabelle) to Wood (Natalie), by way of Brigitte Bardot, Cher, Julie Christie, Joan Collins, Leslie Caron… In fact it would probably be quicker to list the women he hasn’t dated (one biographer counted 57 liaisons, but these are just the famous names; his policy was never to be seen dating anyone without social status). Woody Allen once fantasised about being reincarnated as Beatty’s fingertips. Beatty repaid the compliment by seducing Diane Keaton.

Yet there’s precious little dirt attached to his womanising ways. He may love ’em and leave ’em, but the reviews have been discreetly impressive and impressively discreet. “It wasn’t all about sexuality. It was about his tenderness. Warren by nature is a caretaker,” Goldie Hawn reported. “He’s generous and loving and for a while they all felt like they were the total focus of his life – and they were,” suggests Bonnie And Clyde writer Robert Benton, who’s known him for 40 years. “They all think he’s one of the greatest friends they’ll ever have.”

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