Xbox One Division pre-orders get an alpha early but everyone else is getting the beta late

I'm starting to think that The Division's constantly-shifting release dates are part of some massive ARG no one's noticed. Someone will add up all the days it's been delayed and find out that it's a Dewey Decimal number, go to the library and find a book about guns, or something. In the latest addition to this ongoing calendar saga, I bring you good news and bad news:

Good News

Joe Skrebels
Joe first fell in love with games when a copy of The Lion King on SNES became his stepfather in 1994. When the cartridge left his mother in 2001, he turned to his priest - a limited edition crystal Xbox - for guidance. And now he's here.