A surveillance camera?!
Hideo Kojima is many things to many people. Creator of the Metal Gear series. The dialogue-fetishizing king of cutscenes. The father of Silent Hills. Prolific tweeter of lunches. And, given his propensity for getting into bizarre situations with a camera nearby, he's the subject of some of the weirdest and funniest game-related photography on the internet.
So great is the awesome factor in this Kojima digital photo collection that we knew we had to share its splendor with all of you. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wonder why you don't have a Drive jacket or a thousand gaming awards, and Hideo Kojima will tell you with the aid of funny captions. He knows exactly what you're thinking, after all. He can read your memory card.
"After years of meditation, I have finally transformed my genitals into a horrified duck."
"Look at this man! His genitals can't turn into anything!"
"And if I really concentrate, I can fire a tiny person out."
Kojima-senpai notices you. Kojima-senpai notices everything.
His smile in the background will chill your bones and possibly empty your bladder.
You're not getting any of this cake, and Kojima's gonna make sure you know it.
"Christ, that Itagaki. What the fuck is he wearing? Does he think this is a bloody circus or something? Goddamn embarrassment, everywhere we go."
Kojima takes bedazzling to its natural conclusion.
"Merry Christmas, Mum."
It was well-known that Kojima and Suda51 had the politest rap battles around.
"WTF? How does this work? There's no scrolly menu. Which end do the bullets go in?"
Kojima was considerably less impressed with his piece of paper than his friend was.
"Hahahahaha! But who has the prettiest face? I do, don't I? It's me, isn't it? Yes."
"They really thought I flew to Germany to talk about BOXES?"
Kojima finds his farts way funnier than anyone else does.
Sometimes he finds them way too funny.
But sometimes he goes too far.
And a new pair of pants is required.
Sparklier than the sparkliest Twilight vampire.
Despite varying levels of skill, the Kojima charades team remained hopeful of their chances...
...only to be met with shattering disappointment.
Kojima's reaction to zombies was always a strange mix of all-consuming terror and erotic pleasure.
Kojima and Cliffy B have one thing to say to the man.
Looks like he rolled SNAKE EYES.