You’re an idiot if you think Nintendo should make iOS games

Enough is enough, Nintendo naysayers! It seems that every time Nintendo president Satoru Iwata talks to investors or to the media, he has to field questions about why Nintendo hasn’t started making its games available on iOS. When the topic came up last month, Iwata was polite with his response, and he explained how hardware and software developers under the same roof are able to stimulate one another’s creativity. But the real answer is this: doing so would be utterly stupid from a business perspective.

The argument that Nintendo needs to make iOS games is built on a faulty assumption: namely, if the company doesn’t change its strategy, possibly becoming software-only, it’s going to go out of business. This could be true some day, but it sure isn’t going to happen any time soon. It’s commonly assumed that Nintendo’s hardware is performing spectacularly bad, but that just isn’t so. The Nintendo 3DS was the best-selling game system in August of this year in North America, and as of April, the 3DS had sold more than 33 million units worldwide, with more than 8 million coming from the US. Sure, that’s not nearly as good as the DS performed by that point in its lifecycle, and there’s no way to claim that the Wii U is a hit, but Nintendo is still managing to nail some impressive numbers amidst fierce competition. 

Furthermore, Nintendo is sitting on massive amounts of reserve cash--somewhere in the neighborhood of $12 billion, according to its last annual financial report. Nintendo could string together several significant yearly losses before it’s in any financial jeopardy. And, just as importantly, Nintendo isn’t taking losses on an annual basis--it’s still making a profit, albeit one that’s less than a lot of people would like.

But even if Nintendo’s finances were in the crapper, there would be numerous reasons for not jumping on the iOS bandwagon. First of all, Nintendo’s philosophy and approach to game design is a poor fit for the iOS business model. Nintendo spends years making polished, deep experiences, attempting to hone every aspect and provide a premium product for a premium price. I’m not suggesting that there aren’t great iOS games out there, but for the most part, they aren’t designed with the attention to detail of a Nintendo title. Audiences have been taught that iOS games should sell at rock-bottom prices, too; if Nintendo made an iOS title, they’d be laughed out of the App Store were it priced like a Wii U or a 3DS game, so they’d have to sell it for a tiny fraction of the usual cost. It’s possible that increased sales could make up for selling a game at 1/30th of the usual cost, but that’s an awfully big gamble. If Nintendo spent the usual amount of effort making a game and then sold it at typical iOS prices, it could be a financial disaster.

To even try to make a proper foray into iOS territory, Nintendo would have to change its approach. The problem, of course, is that that’s not what consumers would want. Sure, Nintendo could make smaller, more bite-sized products, but A) that’s not really something they’re good at (see their minimal effort with downloadable games on Wii, Wii U, DS, and 3DS), and B) players would probably balk at anything less than a full-fledged, full-scale iteration of popular franchises like Mario, Metroid, or Zelda. (I would include Pokémon on that list, too, but since it technically isn’t owned by Nintendo, it’s not Nintendo’s call.) And does anybody want to see Nintendo turn into the next Zynga, anyway? 

Additionally, most of Nintendo’s franchises are a poor fit for an iOS interface. Building a game for specific hardware from the ground up isn’t only what separates a good iOS game from a bad one, but also the reason why Nintendo’s games work so well. Sure, adapting titles like Animal Crossing, Nintendogs, Elite Beat Agents, or The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass to a purely touch-screen interface wouldn’t be an issue, but I can’t begin to imagine playing something like New Super Mario Bros. Virtual D-pads, for the most part, suck, and they aren’t at the point where I’d want to control Mario (or anything else that required pinpoint precision) that way. The standardized iOS game controller support in iOS 7 could help, but controllers are owned by only a small percentage of Apple device users.

“But wait!” one might say. “What about Nintendo’s back catalog? Surely Nintendo could just port over loads of classic NES and Super NES games and call it a day, right? They wouldn’t even need to let go of their current business model for that!” Again, it’s not that simple. Aside from the aforementioned control issues, it ignores the fundamental fact that Iwata alluded to in his recent statement: Nintendo is both a hardware and a software company. It’s about much more than just the games. Software moves hardware, and Nintendo hardware’s biggest selling point is that players can only get that Nintendo experience (legally) on Nintendo systems. To tell the world that they can get that experience elsewhere--especially those beloved, classic titles--is to say “here’s one less reason to buy our product.” Sales would probably soar initially, but in the long term, Nintendo would discover they’d given away the ship that was keeping them afloat. Nintendo could very easily find itself in a position like Sega, which went multiplatform only to discover that the broadened audience they thought would support them wasn’t necessarily there.

Presumably the investors encouraging such moves to mobile are people who jumped onboard during the heyday of the Wii or after the success of casual hits like Brain Age and Nintendogs, and expected Nintendo to be a part of one massive fad after another; they don’t really care about the long-term welfare of the company as long as they’re able to get a quick return on their investment. The fact is that while Nintendo is great at creating a paradigm shift every decade or so, it isn’t what they’re built on; on the contrary, Nintendo was the company that proved that video games weren’t a fad and were part of an industry that would be around for decades to come. Whatever you may think of Nintendo, you have to admit that they’re in this for the long haul.

With all that said, there is one simple solution for Nintendo that might make everyone happy: it should bring its properties to iOS. “Excuse me, but didn’t you just write 1,000 words about why that’s a stupid idea?” That’s true, but I’m not talking about games. I’m talking about everything BUT games. Official Nintendo clock apps. Official Nintendo calendar apps. Messaging apps. Things that could make the Nintendo brand more relevant to the iOS audience, and could encourage them to check out the wider world of Nintendo. Supposedly there’s a Miiverse app in the works, so perhaps such ideas could soon become reality. Heck, maybe they could even revive Nintendo Power as an iPad-only product. (OK, so that one’s probably a bit too far-fetched.) The point is that Nintendo has a lot of good options available to it to strengthen its brand--but none of them involve bringing its games onto iOS.

Nintendo might not always make the correct decisions, but when it comes to keeping its games strictly on Nintendo hardware and away from iOS, it’s the smart thing to do.

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  • HurricaneBalls - September 26, 2013 3:13 p.m.

    In the meantime, people can just download Android emulators and play old-school games with a controller. Shame Nintendo won't even put out a "Nintendo player" and make a killing off of their titles, but hey, whatever floats 'em.
  • J-Fid - September 26, 2013 2:16 p.m.

    Thank you for writing this. Some people are just not educated on this subject.
  • GOD - September 26, 2013 2:03 p.m.

    One, Nintendo is like the Scrooge McDuck of game companies, in that they have a giant, near bottomless, pool of gold/yen to swim in. Two, Nintendo games are based on things like tight platforming and timing, things that are not synonymous with touch screens. Handheld games systems are vastly superior because of their controller layouts alone. You think you can imitate that effectively with a touch screen? Even if it were layed out somewhat nicely and was precise, your fingers would be devouring your screen like the kraken swallowing a ship.
  • GOD - September 26, 2013 2:05 p.m.

    But I probably would by a subscription to an iOS Nintendo Power.....
  • masterjoe123 - September 26, 2013 1:56 p.m.

    This is probably the most accurate article I've ever read on this subject.
  • Doctalen - September 26, 2013 1:51 p.m.

    Still won't keep me from wishing for a legitimate release of Pokemon on the IOS/Android markets
  • sev705 - September 26, 2013 11:37 a.m.

    I'm constantly telling people I know that there is almost zero chance that nintendo is going down anytime in the near future. People don't seem to realize that nintendo has been doing this for too long to just go under after some bad launches. Heck, I just read an article today about the 3ds outselling the wii in japan(thanks to the new monster hunter). A couple years ago, most people thought that would never happen because the 3ds had a grim start. I haven't bought a Wii U but I greatly appreciate what nintendo is trying to do when it comes to games. Innovation in control. I do plan on getting one eventually, and I'm even considering the 2ds since I hate 3d effects. I want to support nintendo not because I'm a fanboy, but because they are willing to think outside the box, but they don't take huge unnessecary risks.
  • Pruman - September 26, 2013 11:29 a.m.

    Actually, four words sum up the best possible thing Nintendo could do: STREETPASS ON THE IPHONE.
  • wadesmit - September 26, 2013 11:29 a.m.

    ... Who in their right mind would suggest Nintendo, a producer of software and hardware to run that software , develop for other platforms? What the what?
  • shawksta - September 26, 2013 noon

    People who are harshly insisting Nintendo will end up like Sega, thats who.
  • Rub3z - September 27, 2013 11:35 p.m.

    People who, like the writer said, think the Nintendo ship is sinking and they should scuttle it for as much cash as possible before they're drowned. Nintendo will drown in its own money ($12 billion is a lot of fucking money... Scrooge McDuck is eyeing that shit, he's getting jelly) before they drown in the metaphorical waters of financial failure...
  • shawksta - September 28, 2013 9:33 a.m.

    The thing is Nintendo is a prideful company, they aren't.gonna ditch anything they know has a chance, unlike the virtual boy. Speaking of which, I wonder if Nintendo is looking into bringing back the vitality sensor.
  • shawksta - September 26, 2013 12:01 p.m.

    As well as people who want Nintendo games but dont want to buy their systems because MUH HARDWARE.
  • Swedish_Chef - September 26, 2013 9:33 p.m.

    Idiots and trolls.
  • Pruman - September 26, 2013 11:26 a.m.

    Oh man, I would totally subscribe to Nintendo Power if it was an iPad magazine. I'd love to see more Nintendo "companion apps" similar to things like Disney's Second Screen apps that come with their Blu-rays. How about an Animal Crossing calendar, which you'd sync up with your iCloud calendar and that would send you reminders on your phone for special events? How about a complete iPad Pokedex with all the hardcore stats available on Bulbapedia, since they shut down all of the unofficial Pokedex apps? How about a new incarnation of the PokeWalker that would link up with your copy of X/Y? How about official iPad player's guides for games, complete with maps and in-game unlockables for what you're playing? I came up with those in like 5 minutes, who knows what the talented folks at the Big N could come up with! They're sitting on a gold mine!
  • shawksta - September 26, 2013 11:20 a.m.

    After reading the actual article. Damn nice points Chris, that last paragraph especially hit the nail on what Nintendo SHOULD do. Miyamoto did mention wanting to try the free-to-play style but itll most likely be on the eshop rather than IOS.
  • JarkayColt - September 26, 2013 10:48 a.m.

    Good call when you decided to leave Pokémon off that list for not being wholly owned by Nintendo. Why? Because it already has a presence on iOS. There's a weird spinoff game and a mobile version of Pokédex 3D, if I remember rightly. That could happen because, again, it wasn't just Nintendo who had a say in the matter. I agree that Nintendo properties wouldn't suit iOS or Android style environments. The games are what they are because Nintendo also makes the hardware. They know their own system inside out and can focus on providing quality gameplay experiences. As mentioned, these other devices would surely need a more tactile input method in order to support Nintendo games, like a d-pad or face buttons, and by that point you're looking at a Nintendo handheld anyway. iOS isn't a dedicated gaming platform, but Nintendo is a dedicated games need a dedicated games handheld to sell that sort of thing! Nintendo are a little too precious with their IP though. Must've been the Mario Bros Movie and the Zelda CD-i games that did it. Because having little Nintendo themed apps on other devices really wouldn't hurt them at all.
  • jason-lacour - September 26, 2013 12:17 p.m.

    IIRC they only made the Pokédex 3D on iOS because someone made an unofficial one and was making money off of it. So instead of taking up arms against the bootlegger they just made an official one.
  • The-Excel - September 26, 2013 10:46 a.m.

    The solution you gave at the end for Nintendo going to mobile platforms is brilliant and I hate myself for not thinking of it first.
  • shawksta - September 26, 2013 10:19 a.m.

    Well thats a way to get attention as a title XD

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