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Are they gay...?

Five game characters with one foot in the closet

Tuesday 20 February 2007
Zelda's fairy obsessed Tingle is gay. No question. But how about Gears of War's gruff and brutish Marcus Fenix or God of War's one man massacre machine, Kratos? Here are five popular gaming heroes that we think show signs of covert - and not so covert - campness. Could they be gay...?

Kratos (God of War)
Sure, he's violent, full of rage and enjoys pleasuring generously breasted ladies, but he's still a buff, bald-headed, semi-naked Greek Adonis that isn't shy of flashing an inch or two of thigh. He also 'accidentally' killed his wife and daughter. Which probably means he's got a grudge against women. Or something.

Above: Just because he's excessively violent doesn't mean he's not gay. After all, one of the Kray twins was gay and he used to kill people for fun


 
8 Comments
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flk  - 9 months 20 days ago 
lol
lava_lamp  - 9 months 19 days ago 
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/gay-news-site-slams-misinformed-games-radar-article
Embolado  - 9 months 17 days ago 
Where the hell is Slippy from Star Fox?!?
or at least Zelda's tingle...
manaconda  - 7 months 30 days ago 
so classic. love it.
jaffa_5  - 6 months 19 hours ago 
i always thought vaan was an arse bandit but kratos? lol
HMXsean  - 5 months 30 days ago 
I could see Kratos playing with someone else's chain, if you know what I mean.
Tw1sted  - 5 months 28 days ago 
haha i wonder how much traffic this article got because of the talkradar conspiracy :D
Whattehfock  - 5 months 28 days ago 
ha fuckin conspiracy. talkradar- are they gay?
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