Weapon Unlockables From Jimmy
Automatic Pistol - Finish the "Bad Cop Drop" mission
Pipe Bombs - Finish the "Hit The Pipe" mission
Submitted By: gaga
Gang Wars Unlockables
Assault shotgun in safehouse - Complete 40 gang wars
Automatic pistol in safehouse - Complete 20 gang wars
Carbine Rifle in safehouse - Complete 30 gang wars
Grenade launcher in safehouse - Complete 50 gang wars
Sawn-off shotgun in safehouse - Complete 10 gang wars
Submitted By: Graver R
Hokachu Bike From Clay
Bati 800 - Complete all of Angus' bike theft missions.
Hokachu - Beat 12 Races in single player
Innovation - Kill all 50 seagulls
Submitted By: Graver R
Unlimited Ammo
Remove ammo limit - Get 100% completion
Submitted By: ziggy
Lost and the Damned Achievements
Easy Rider (100) - Finish the story.
Full Chat (70) - Build Terry and Clay's toughness to 100%.
Get Good Wood (50) - In the bike races, whack off 69 bikers with a bat.
One Percenter (5) - Help Billy get his bike back.
The Lost Boy (25) - Become leader of The Lost.
Submitted By: Burrito
Achievements
Mission Achievements
Off The Boat (5) - Complete the first mission.
Fed The Fish (5) - Complete mission "Uncle Vlad."
Lowest Point (5) - Complete mission "Roman's Sorrow."
Gracefully Taken (10) - Complete mission "I'll Take Her."
Impossible Trinity (10) - Complete mission "Museum Piece."
Full Exploration (20) - Unlock all the Islands.
That Special Someone (10) - Complete mission "That Special Someone."
You Won! (60) - Complete the final mission.
Liberty City Minute (30) - Complete the story missions in less than 30 hours.
Key To The City (100) - Achieve 100% in "Game Progress" statistic.
Friend Achievements
Driving Mr. Bellic (10) - Unlock the taxi special ability.
Retail Therapy (10) - Unlock the special ability to buy guns from a friend.
That's How We Roll! (10) - Unlock the helicopter special ability.
Dial B For Bomb (10) - Unlock the special ability to phone for a bomb to be placed.
Liberty City (5) (10) - After meeting all possible friends, the ones left alive like you more than 90%
Activities Achievements
One Hundred and Eighty (10) - Play darts and score 180 with three darts.
Pool Shark (10) Beat a friend at Pool.
King of QUB3D (15) - Beat the high score in QUB3D.
Gobble Gobble (10) - Score three strikes in a row (a turkey) in 10-pin bowling.
Odd Job or Side Mission Achievements
Courier Service (10) - Complete all 10 package delivery jobs.
Order Fulfilled (10) - Complete all 10 Exotic Exports orders.
You Got The Message (20) - Deliver all 30 cars ordered through text message.
Dare Devil (30) - Completed 100% of the unique stunt jumps.
No More Strangers (5) - Meet all the random characters.
Cleaned the Mean Streets (20) - Captured 20 Criminals through the police computer.
Manhunt (15) - Complete the Most Wanted side missions from the police computer.
Endangered Species (50) - Collect every hidden package in the game.
Assassin's Greed (20) - Complete all nine assassin missions.
Off Mission Achievements
Finish Him (15) - Complete 10 melee counters in four minutes.
Wheelie Rider (30) - Do a wheelie lasting at leased 500 feet on a motorbike.
Rolled Over (30) - Do five car rolls in a row from one crash.
One Man Army (40) - Survive five minutes on a 6-star Wanted Level.
Walk Free (50) - Lose a 4-star Wanted Level by outrunning the cops.
Chain Reaction (20) - Blow up 10 vehicles in 10 seconds.
Genetically Superior (25) - Come in first in 20 single-player street races.
It'll Cost Ya (5) - Complete a taxi ride without skipping from one island to another.
Sightseer (5) - Fly on all helicopter tours of Liberty City.
Warm coffee (5) - Date a girl until you are invited into her house.
Half Million (55) - Reach a balance of $500,000.
Under The Radar (40) - Fly underneath the main water-spanning bridges in the game with a helicopter.
Multiplayer Achievements
Teamplayer (10) - Kill five players who are not on your team, in any ranked multiplayer team game.
Cut Your Teeth (5) - Earn a personal rank promotion in multiplayer.
Join The Midnight Club (10) - Win a ranked multiplayer race without damaging your vehicle too much. Damage must be enabled.
Fly The Co-op (15) - Beat Rockstar's times in ranked versions of "Deal Breaker" (7:04), "Hangman's NOOSE" (2:32) and "Bomb da Base II" (5:56).
Taking It For The Team (10) - Be on the winning team in all of the ranked multiplayer team games.
Top The Midnight Club (20) - Come in first in 20 different ranked standard multiplayer races.
Auf Wiedersehen Petrovic (30) - Win all ranked multiplayer variations (all races and "Cops 'n Crooks") as both sides.
Top Of The Food Chain (10) - Kill 20 players with a pistol in a ranked multiplayer deathmatch.
Let Sleeping Rockstars Lie (10) - Kill a Rockstar Developer in a ranked multiplayer match.
Wanted (20) - Achieve the highest personal rank in multiplayer.
Submitted By: stumpy
GTA3 Outfit
To unlock the GTA 3 outfit, worn by the guy who doesn't speak (Claude), get to the mission Holland. When you have to choose between killing Playboy X or Dwayne, kill Playboy X. Dwayne will call and say you can have Playboy's house. Search the house for Playboy's closet and look through the clothes. The GTA 3 Outfit should be there.
Submitted By: xXSniperWulfXx
Unlockable Vehicles
Annihilator Helicopter - Kill all 200 Pigeons (Flying Rats)
Rastah Color Huntley SUV - Complete 10 Package Delivery missions
Submitted By: Ralphy
Lost and Damned
Many of the cheats are the same for Lost and Damned as in the normal GTA, you just have to re-enter them so they are on your phone
Submitted By: cvillesoccer
Turn Down Friend Without Losing Points
When one of your friends calls to invite you somewhere, but you're in the middle of something and can't go, answer yes to go with them. As soon as you hang up, call back and cancel. You won't lose any friendship points.
Submitted By: Pure Falsetto
Easy way to get "One Man Army"
Entry Location:
Any where on the coast in the beginning of the game.
First go to the coast anywhere available in the beginning of the game. Then spawn a Jetmax boat and start driving. Once far enough around you should gain 6 stars. Keep driving and no matter what don't stop. Once 5 minutes is up you will recieve 40 gamer points for the achievement "One Man Army".
Submitted By: Game Geek 920
Soft Landing
Use a helicopter to get on a skyscraper (preferably a really tall one for more fun) and spawn a motorcycle. Drive of it off the roof. At first you'll be like "Oh no! I lose like four-thousand cash!" but no. If you land with both wheels on the ground (don't worry you can maneuver around in the air) you'll take zero to little damage and you can start riding the second you land!
Submitted By: the super noob
Police Sirens
When driving in a LCPD cruiser you can change the way the siren sounds by clicking down on the left thumbstick.
Submitted By: merrickx
Super Easy "One Man Army" Achievement
All you need to do is wait until you unlock Algonquin but before you unlock Alderny. Go to the Helitour and steal a Helicopter. Fly over the still locked island of Alderny to received a six star wanted level. After that, just fly around the perimeter of the map for five minutes outrunning the cops. Achievement gained! If you fly right you don't even to get shot at.
Submitted By: Grendler
Easy way to get rid of wanted levels
There are a few different ways to escape low wanted levels.
1. Enter any mission marker, not date markers. (works on any wanted level)
2. When in a police vehicle, activate any of the vigilante or most wanted mission.
3. Get outside of the radar zone and successfully call a friend. Helpful if you get out of the zone but the cops are still closing in.
Submitted By: Grendler
Friendship Bonuses
Brucie at 90% - He will fly his helicopter to you on demand.
Dwayne at 60% - He'll ship a car full of gangsters who will follow and protect you.
Packie at 75% - He'll make you a car bomb on demand.
Little Jacob - At 60% he will ship you a car full of guns to buy.
Roman at 60% - He'll send a taxi for you to drive you throughout Liberty City.
Kiki (Law chick on the dating website) at 75% - Offers to clear your wanted level (out of missions and under two stars) when fondness reaches over 75%.
Carmen at 75% - When you call her she replenishes your health.
Alex at 80% - You get a discount at clothing stores for 24 real hours.
Submitted By: Kingrah, best friend, noob hunter, etc.
RE: Getting The Desert Eagle
After killing the guy in the gun shop, all you have to do to shop there again is change clothes. He won't recognize you anymore and let you buy stuff.
Submitted By: joker0913
Stripper Lapdance
Alright this isn't necessary but its pretty cool/hot. First you will go to the strip club and a girl will ask you for a dance (by this she means a lap dance). Go with her and take the dance. She will do it by herself first, when she is done shell ask you if you want another. Say yes and she will do another except a little more provocative. Once she has finished she will ask you one more time if you want another dance. Say yes one last time and she will call in another stripper and they will go at it.
Submitted By: YomoOm)@yahoo.com
Easier "One Man Army" Achievement
This is an easier way to survive 5 minutes on a 6 star wanted level to unlock the "One Man Army" Achievement.
To do this method, you need to have unlocked South Bohan (top right of map), but not the far left area of the map (you need it to be roadblocked to get a 6 star wanted level quickly & easily).
Get a cop car. Park it by your safehouse, save. Load that save to lose the wanted level. Now get some health, an assault rifle or smg, some grenades, & armor. Save again. (now your save file will have all the above ready for re-trying if you fail to survive the 5 minutes on a 6 star wanted level).
Go to the bridge on the far left of the map, that links the islands together. There will be cops there behind some road blocks & gaps in between the blocks.
Reverse the cop car into the far left gap until you get a 6 star wanted level. (With a cop car you can fit in the gap so that you save time by just driving forward as soon as you get the 6 star wanted level).
Now set your way point marker to the bottom-right corner of the top-right island on the map. (At that location there is a boat-walkway with a hole in it, if you walk under here to the end you can't be shot at by the helicopter, the cops can't get to you as easily, & they will only be coming at you from the front, as there is a wall behind you. There are also pillars here that you can use for cover).
So, on your way there, keep your distance from the cops, if they get far behind though, slow down, it is better to wait for them to catch you up slightly instead of moving quickly towards the next set of cops in front.
A good tactic for getting rid of cops behind you is to slow down almost to a stand-still, drop a grenade or two, & then slowly go forward, this ensures that the cops stay in the grenade area long enough for it to hit them.
When you get to the marker, run under that boat-walkway to the far end, & wait there, shooting at any cops as & when they come. The helicopter can't get you & the cops can't shoot you from behind so in a few minutes you should have survived the 5 minutes in order to get the achievement.
Submitted By: Freakzilla3333
Get Desert Eagle Before You Can Buy It
The gun salesman in Broker has a D.E equipped. You can kill him and take it.
Killing/shooting the owner of the gun shop will make it impossible to buy guns at that particular store. It will also get some bodyguards with shotguns to come after you.
Submitted By: Hugh Jass, ROBDES
Friendship Bonuses
Brucie at 90% - He will fly his helicopter to you on demand.
Dwayne at 60% - He'll ship a car full of gangsters who will follow and protect you.
Packie at 75% - He'll make you a car bomb on demand.
Little Jacob - At 60% he will ship you a car full of guns to buy.
Roman at 60% - He'll send a taxi for you to drive you throughout Liberty City.
Kiki (Law chick on the dating website) at 75% - Offers to clear your wanted level (out of missions and under two stars) when fondness reaches over 75%.
Submitted By: Edikan99, Kingrah
M-4 Assault Rifle Early In The Game
Head to Easton on the second island. At the Grand Easton Terminal go up the staircase in front. Keep going around that floor until you see a small pond. Keep going past it. You shall then see a turn going left. Go left and you will be in between the tall building and the small one. At the end of the passageway there will be a dead end. Turn and you will see a glowing orange garbage can. There behind it is an M-4 assault rifle.
Submitted By: Chrisavader
Free Carbine Rifle
To get this Carbine Rifle you will need a helicopter, boat, or swim. You will need to get to Happiness Island and get inside the first door of the Statue of Happiness. There will be a security guard with a Carbine Rifle. Kill him with your pistol and pick the Rifle up.
Submitted By: xX 3 AMZ 3 Xx
Easy Cheat Access
If you're tired of always typing in the cheat phone numbers, just go into your phone menu (it says phonebook, messages, etc.) go to the bottom of that list and it should say cheats. Go into this menu and it should display all the cheats you have dialed in so far + no waiting for the call to go through! Happy cheating.
Submitted By: p3t3r2624
Easy Money from Armored Truck
Steal a armored truck and blow it up. There should be about a thousand dollars or more laying around the vehicle.
Submitted By: Aaron Z
Hidden Tourist Spot
To find this site you will need a helicopter. Fly towards the tallest building (it looks like the empire state building). As you get closer, jump out on to the ledge, and hop down to the lower floor (small fall), and u will see a lot of telescopes and tourists walking around. Make sure you go close enough so that you can see where to jump out.
Submitted By: lentdot
Tug Boat
Entry Location:
Between Alderny and the Industrial island
Look along the water for a tug boat parked in front of 2 barges. You'll need a boat to get to it and board it. Once near it, jump on and hit the enter vehicle button. You can just cruise from there.
Submitted By: Joel Zoller
Free Ride In A Taxi
When you get a taxi somewhere, just before you reach your destination hold L1 and you will smash the window and scare the taxi driver away. This will only work if you have a gun
Submitted By: nappa186
Blowout Your Tires
All you have to do is burnout (hold L and R at the same time). Wait a little while and the two back tires will pop one after the other.
Submitted By: The Names Malachi=]
Holland Play Mission
In the Holland play you kill Playboy X or Dwayne. If you kill Dwayne you get a Measely 20 grand. On the other hand, for killing Playboy X you get his house. With the house you get a very nice loft and an awesome sniper's ledge.
Submitted By: x-boxman6677
Free Shotgun
If you get into a cop car you will pick up a tactical shot gun with 5 bullets.
Submitted By: Steven010101010101010...you get the poin
Free T-Shirt
Go to the statue of happiness on foot. There should be a glowing orange thing that looks like a gun, but it's a black t-shirt that says "Statue Of Happiness" on it. So, yeah, it's pretty tight.
Submitted By: Steven0101010101010101...you get the poi
Biker Helmet
Get a biker to get off his own bike. He will put his helmet down. Get on the bike & put on the helmet. You can now get off & do whatever you want wearing a biker helmet.
Submitted By: DirtyPuppy
Free Taxi Ride
When in taxi, after picking destination, don't skip the ride. Before you reach your destination, press and hold LB to start shooting. The driver will leave the cab, giving you a free ride.
Submitted By: snowman2293
No-Pay At Pay Toll
There are 2 ways to escape the pay toll without cop notoriety.
1: You can get a motorbike and drive to the side of the pay toll wall. You don't pay if you go through the small gap on the sides.
2: Get a cop car and drive right through with your sirens on.
Submitted By: Josh
In-game Websites
limevenus.blogsnobs.org
mail.eyefind.info
pychakilla.blogsnobs.org
www.americantravelguide.net
www.antfarmcam.net
www.area53site.com
www.artthrob.org
www.a-thousand-words.net
www.autoeroticar.com
www.babiesovernight.com
www.beanmachinecoffee.com
www.bigdog.blogsnobs.org
www.blogsnobs.org
www.bruciesexecutivelifestyleautos.com
www.bulimialovers.com
www.burgershot.net
www.chiropracticovernight.com
www.craplist.net
www.darksoullock.blogsnobs.org
www.designerslave.com
www.domestobotlovers.com
www.dragonbrainthemovie.com
www.easterislandcoverup.com
www.eatbiglogs.com
www.eddielowfilthslayer.blogsnobs.org
www.elchamucoroboto.com
www.electrictit.com
www.electronicwritingtablet.com
www.erisfootware.com
www.eugenicsincorporated.com
www.eunux.net
www.eyefind.info
www.fantasyleaguebatswingers.com
www.fefighter2008.blogsnobs.org
www.fistfans.com
www.flyhighpizzapie.com
www.freejames.org
www.friendswithoutfaces.net
www.fruitcomputers.com
www.gloryholethemepark.com
www.goldberglignerandshyster.com
www.golfloversonline.net
www.grype.org
www.hand-jobs-online.com
www.happyfarmersupplies.com
www.heritagenothate.org
www.homecremation.com
www.homeworkfriend.org
www.hornyhighschoolreunions.com
www.huganimals.com
www.ilovetoblow.org
www.inyapuper.blogsnobs.org
www.krapea.com
www.leftover-vacations.com
www.liberatedwoman.blogsnobs.org
www.libertycitypolice.com
www.libertycityrealestate.net
www.libertytreeonline.com
www.liesdamnlies.net
www.lipurgex.com
www.littlelacysurprisepageant.com
www.lootandwank.com
www.love-meet.net
www.loveyourmeat.com
www.modderstotallyrule.com
www.money2makemoney.com
www.myonlineme.com
www.myroomonline.net
www.onlineradiorevolution.com
www.our-own-reality.com
www.outdatedtastes.com
www.outsourceforamerica.com
www.peepthatshit.com
www.pinktorpedo.org
www.piswasser.com
www.pointclickshipabitch.com
www.poker-in-the-rear.com
www.publiclibertyonline.com
www.redwoodcigarettes.com
www.roidsforlittleboys.com
www.rustybrownsringdonuts.com
www.sh*tster.de
www.sprunksoda.com
www.stopshavingnow.net
www.thebankofliberty.com
www.tobaccofacts.net
www.vipluxuryringtones.com
www.weazelnews.com
www.whattheydonotwantyoutoknow.com
www.whymommygotfat.com
www.yourmexicandoctor.com
www.yournewbabysname.com
Submitted By: Autobot Theif
Fly Across The Map
Go to any gas station and make sure you have 2 cars under the roof of the gas pumps. Shoot the cars till both of them are on fire, and then stand back around 10-15 feet or car distance then shoot the nearest gas pump where the cars are nearest (make sure you are near the road). After you blow them up, you will be shot across the entire map... yes I'm aware you die but its funny as hell!
Submitted By: T-Unit
Advice For Escaping The Cops
If you have four stars or less, find a place with grass or sand. They will follow you in, but the usually cant get back out. Then drive away like nothing happened!
Submitted By: Logan The Man
Free Emergency Vehicle
Remember when roman calls and says he is prank calling cops? Well, so can you. Pull out you phone and dial 911. A voice will come on and ask you, 1 = cops, 2 = ambulance,
3 = fire engine. Press the call button and wait for the car to come, then while they're looking around, sneak up and take the car.
Submitted By: Zach Suave
Tired Of Typing In Cheats?
Tired of typing in every cheat you want to activate? Well, once you've used a cheat, it is stored in a separate menu on your phone. Simply press up on the D-Pad to open your phone, then go into the menu list & scroll down to the bottom. There should be a menu (second from bottom) entitled "Cheats." It's a list of every cheat you have ever used in the game & to re-activate it, simply select the desired cheat.
Submitted By: www.myspace.com/krazeproductions
Helicopter Co. Doesn't Care If You Crash
Ask Brucie for a ride in his helicopter once you earn the ability to, then look to the right inside the helicopter and beside the window on the metal beam there is a warning sticker that says, "This helicopter might crash, but we really don't care. If it does refer to flight manual for help"
Submitted By: jireland
Energy Drink Parody
enter www.beanmachinecoffee.com on the in game computer and you will see next to the logo that it says "tastes like fuel kicks like a mule," witch is obviously a parody of the phrase that almost everyone in America has heard "drinks like a soda, kicks like an energy drink."
Submitted By: MCPEOPS'N'CHIT
Cluck Norris
Inside any of the Cluckin' Bells, you'll find a statue of a Chicken-man doing
karate. The statue is inscribed with the name "Cluck Norris", and obvious parody
of martial artist movie star Chuck Norris.
Submitted By: Senior Chickenfoot
Baby Carriage
Entry Location:
South-west of the airport on the first city
There is a red baby carriage near a blown up car south-west of the airport in the first section of city. Now why would there be a baby carriage if there are no kids in Liberty City?
Submitted By: Tigerclaw441
Bernies Erotic Wall-Deco
While in Bernie's on the mission "Hating the Haters" there is quite the exciting painting on the wall in the background. The painting is a spoof of a Leonardo Da Vinci painting and it's an arm reaching out to a crotch covered by a thong/speedo...
Submitted By: NiFFiTH
Pink "Item"
Entry Location:
In The alleyway South of the Strip Club
Leave the strip club parking lot and turn right, then turn left at the first alleyway. Keep moving south until you find a pile of dirt boxes, etc. If you look on top of the pile, you should see a pink/purple "item". This time its not a weapon like in GTA: SA, but you should get the point.
Submitted By: DYLAN eb
Funny T-Shirt
A guy who's reading a book across the street at your second safe house sometimes wears a shirt with the text: We're all fucked or We're all screwed
Submitted By: Rotskaeg
Rockstar Logo
Entry Location:
Memory Lanes - Bowling Alley
Get out your sniper rifle and go into memory lanes. Zoom in on the pins. On the neck of the pin should be the Rockstar logo.
Submitted By: That guy over there
Katt Williams
on The second island, where there all the buildings and the park are, there is a comedy club called Side Splitting Comedy Club. In this club Katt Williams and another guy are always performing. The building is shaped like a pair of fake glasses with the fake nose on it.
Submitted By: Jake52SD
Blow Up the Hotdog Guy
Find a street vendor. Look for a propane tank on their cart. Shoot at it & it will blow up.
Submitted By: DirtyPuppy
Heart of New York
Take a helicopter to the Statue of Happiness and look for a set of doors near the feet of the statue. Jump out of the helicopter and land near the doors, and then go inside the statue. You'll find an actual heart chained to inside of the statue. Check out our bloody good coverage on the heart by clicking here.
Before you go into the tower, look at the wording outside of the door that lets you in. It reads "No Hidden Content This way."
Submitted By: cristheking, DYLAN eb
Bowling Ball Egg
Entry Location:
Bowling Alley
When you walk into the bowling alley, behind the front desk, there is a sign featuring 2 balls and a pin. You should get the reference.
Submitted By: DYLAN eb