Earth's crappiest heroes
15. Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects
Some might mistakenly remember this one being okay, but thats only because Marvel fighting fans would settle for anything when it seemed like there would never be a Marvel Vs. Capcom 3. Created by EA, Rise of the Imperfects squanders a roster that includes Marvel heavyweights like Spider-Man, Wolverine, and Iron Man by having them battle the accurately named Imperfects. This set of losers, including the likes of Johnny Ohm and Hazmat, were boring enough and they werent helped by the incredibly simplified combat and aggressively bland 3D stages.
Another thing that likely bothered Marvel fans is that the game begins with the death of popular characters like Captain America and The Hulk--hope you didn't expect to play as them. This planned multimedia event fizzled out pretty quickly, sending the Imperfects into obscurity as Marvel ended its partnership with EA soon after this games release.
14. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
Technically this NES game is based on the Ninja Turtles cartoon and not the original comic, but its so memorably horrible that it cant be ignored. A mishmash of stages held together by a confusing overworld that seems intended to befuddle the player, TMNTs main sin is being incredibly unbalanced.
Each turtle has a different weapon, so while Donatellos staff could seemingly reach the other side of the screen, Raphaels sais twirled uselessly in the air, barely hitting what was directly in front of him. The insanely cruel difficulty is best exemplified by the Dam level, which probably pushed many children of the 1980s into therapy. You have mere minutes to search an underwater maze for a series of bombs with turtles that can barely swim and walls that will murder you in a couple hits. You were more likely to snap the controller in half out of frustration than complete that section.
13. Watchmen: The End Is Nigh
Watchmen is one of the most celebrated, revered comic books ever released, and after years of attempts, it also became a shockingly watchable movie. Yet, even though the film turned out fine, it's hard not to hate it for begetting Watchmen: The End Is Nigh. The 2009 release is the type of cynical tie-in game that creators Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons dreaded for decades.
The downloadable title ignores all the nuance, depth, and symbolism of the original work----maybe because including it would get in the way of the punching? Who the hell knows.. Like a latter day Final Fight, unforgettable heroes Nite Owl and Rorschach spend most of the game repetitively beating thugs to death in dank alleyways and sewers, an adventure that's easily beneath them. The brutality is occasionally punctuated by cutscenes, only The End Is Nigh defines a cutscene as the camera slowly panning across still images. Play this game too long and you'll be sharing Rorschach's bleak worldview in no time.
12. Fantastic Four (PlayStation)
Marvel appears to be relatively careful with who it hands its franchises to these days, but back in the 1990s the comic publisher would give them to virtually anyone, as proven by the many awful Acclaim titles like the Fantastic Four. This is so bad it overshadows fairly crummy FF games based on the recent films, as Acclaims Fantastic Four for PlayStation outshines those games in its hideousness.
An ugly sidescroller beat em up of the Final Fight variety, the four player combat is almost as trashy as the graphics, and it isn't helped by the annoying and inexplicably jazzy soundtrack. Acclaim gets come credit for staying true the comics continuity of the time, but the only real compliment you can give this hideous thing is that its short. To quote the Thing, "Whatta revolting development!"
11. X-Men: Destiny
Any developer can make a bad game starring comic book characters, but it takes a special team to make a game so bad that it's partly responsible for a studio closing. X-Men: Destiny has an infamous connection to the sad end of developer Silicon Knights, and reports of troubled development make sense given the disappointing gameplay on offer. The resulting action title feels extraordinarily unpolished, wasting a good concept on an oppressively middling game.
Don't expect to play as Wolverine. Destiny gives you the choice to play as one of three new mutants, and you slowly craft your character's special abilities by borrowing powers from fellow X-Men. Not a bad idea if done properly, but the powers really only come into play during the repetitious, uninspired combat that's spread across a number of bland environments. Plus, though Destiny came out in 2011, the character models and limited animations remind you of an early PS2 release. X-Men fans should send thank you cards to the judge that handed down a court order requiring the game taken off store shelves and destroyed.
10. The Amazing Spider-Man (Game Boy)
Spider-Man appeared in many middling games in the pre-PlayStation era, but that's true of basically every super hero. To Peter Parker's credit, he's only starred in one truly awful game, and that's this 1990 Game Boy release. Made in a time before billion dollar films were a thing, The Amazing Spider-Man looks like it hardly had a budget at all. Case in point: there's only a single normal enemy type. You just knock out the same identical thug over and over again.
Thanks to the Game Boy's very limited tech, the web-swinger can't swing at all. Hilariously, Spidey instead speedwalks forward with a stick-up-his-butt posture. The enemy placement is insultingly cheap, and the bosses have about two frames of animation apiece--for example, all Scorpion does is barely wiggle his tail to attack, which is about about as menacing as a newborn kitten. Even the surprisingly decent music is drowned out by the low-rent sound effects, which amount to a series of autotuned farts. Pity all the children who bought this based on the colorful box art.
9. Catwoman
If youre like the rest of the world and successfully forgot Halle Berry starred in the ludicrously awful Catwoman film, apologies for this entry reminding you of its existence. Games based on films often get rushed to market and turn out poorly in most circumstances, but when its based on an equally rushed pile of campy trash, its a recipe for disaster.
Ripping off Tomb Raiders gameplay and Spider-Mans Spider Sense with the cleverly named Cat Sense, Catwoman is about as off-putting as a PS2 game gets. Catwoman's unhelpful camera and stilted controls bring you through a thoroughly forgettable world of crime-fighting, and somehow most of the combat ends with kicking a guy until he falls in a dumpster. This game is so bad we cant even be bothered to think of a cat-related pun to close this entry.
8. The Incredible Hulk: The Pantheon Saga
This game stays pretty true to its comic roots, which is about the only value Hulk fans will find here. Closely based on a comic event of the same name, The Pantheon Saga dumps the big green monster into a high tech facility that he must punch his way out of--sounds awesome, right? Unfortunately, Hulk spends the majority of the game punching boxes in equally boxy rooms, beating up robot after unremarkable robot.
This 3D Hulk adventure is in the style of Crash Bandicoot, but the awful, fixed camera only serves to highlight the bland, sterile environments, which would bore even Bruce Banner. Then there's the Hulk himself, recreated in-game as an undetailed pile of green pixels--without the purple pants, you might mistake him for a walking pile of Jell-O. And that's all capped off with cutscenes that are laughably bad--even by 1997's standards. Watching them is like watching a YouTube video of a child shaking his action figures on camera.
7. Silver Surfer
In the comics, Stan Lee and Jack Kirby created the Silver Surfer as a kind of space messiah, an enigmatic searcher blessed with the Power Cosmic that makes him one of the strongest heroes in the Marvel Universe. So its strange that Silver Surfer's NES shooter portrays the enigmatic being as so incredibly easy to kill. If you don't keep your wits about you, Silver Surfer is bound to fall prey to an errant wall sconces and lose half his health.
Silver Surfer is a particularly difficult game for anyone but 8-bit savants, and the shooter gameplay isn't just hindered by Surfers weakness and the hellishly level layout. Surfers sprite is so unhelpfully huge its impossible in some stages to not to get hit. Only play this if you hate yourself, or if you have a Game Genie handy.
