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38 comments

  • dibber - December 16, 2012 4:29 p.m.

    What about the Goombas and the Koopas? Surely, Goombella could have rallied the Goombas and convinced Koops to rally the Koopas of Koopaville in a united force led by Flurrie to overthrow Bowser/Wario and reclaim the Mushroom Kingdom out of a sense of obligation to Mario for his assistance in saving their world... Also, I kept waiting for there to be mention of Luigi spiraling into a mire of self-pity in which he finds Dr. Mario's stash of pills and induces a narcotic bliss by which to ignore the peril ensuing around him.
  • taminhluan - November 30, 2012 8:43 p.m.

    That's his problem. If he died, Nitendo'll die. So let's them =))
  • GameManiac - November 27, 2012 11:26 p.m.

    This would make a great FanFic if you had more time.
  • NanoElite666 - November 27, 2012 10:26 p.m.

    Now THIS is the kind of stuff that made me fall in love with this site years ago! More like this in the future please!
  • jackthemenace - December 8, 2012 1:51 p.m.

    Agreed, very much so. This is one of the greatest works of fiction I've ever read, and I'm reading Animal Farm. I think someone should write this out as a full-fledged novel, and then turn it into a film. Edward Norton as Bowser, Steve Buscemi as Wario, and, i don't know, Jensen Ackles as Donkey Kong? I'd watch it.
  • avedon-arcade - July 6, 2013 2:30 p.m.

    Buscemi would be a better Waluigi. John Belushi would have been perfect for Wario.
  • robertpopovic - November 27, 2012 9:01 a.m.

    Quite a nicely told story. The sudden tennis tournament had me laugh :)
  • THE_FORCE - November 27, 2012 8:58 a.m.

    It'd be one hell of a wake!
  • J-spit - November 27, 2012 7:17 a.m.

    Why do people respond to him? He's not even serious about what he says. He's like a parody of trolls and I find him entertaining.
  • santaclouse37 - November 27, 2012 2:54 a.m.

    Fantastic article. However, what would really happen if Mario died? He'd respawn. Obviously.
  • crazor89 - November 27, 2012 2:51 a.m.

    Great article, loved the image of Toad-stained Bullet Bills!
  • KidKatana - November 27, 2012 2:46 a.m.

    Anyone else think this author has a kind of unhealthy interest in Donkey Kong's physique?
  • TanookiMan - November 27, 2012 5:09 a.m.

    Naw, I'd say Taljonick's interest is perfectly healthy.
  • GR_RyanTaljonick - November 27, 2012 8:58 a.m.

    lololol
  • krajnji-egoist - November 26, 2012 10:24 p.m.

    This is the best article on GR so far. Keep em coming!
  • g4m3rk1dd - November 26, 2012 8:37 p.m.

    OBVIOUSLY if mario dies then Sonic is going to take over...how did you guys mess that up?
  • AndresGP - November 26, 2012 8:12 p.m.

    That was a great read! You fellas should write more creative articles like this.
  • Sy87 - November 26, 2012 6:50 p.m.

    Wow, that was kinda depressing. What happened to Princess Peach anyway? But you got to admit I'm sure Luigi would do something at least the original Luigi. But that does bring up a good thought Mario needs a son to carry the mantle or a daughter ,but royal women can divas as we saw from Princess Peach's game. Anyway Mario and Peach aren't getting any younger. Kids now!! Get that baby blanket.
  • kevin-smith - November 26, 2012 6:01 p.m.

    False. Luigi WOULD rise to the occasion. He's a coward, but still a hero. He knows what he has to do. Awful.
  • Meleedragon27 - November 26, 2012 4:54 p.m.

    Best thing I've read on GamesRadar all month. Seriously, entertaining stuff right there.

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