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  • brothir - October 22, 2008 1:53 p.m.

    Dude, the slime would so totally win over the Goomba. It can jump the Goomba flat! That's how Mario always beats them.
  • hail56789 - October 22, 2008 10:33 a.m.

    lolz
  • TheWebSwinger - October 22, 2008 6:10 a.m.

    I love it, one of the best articles I've seen on this site lately. The very Pavlovian experiment was a nice touch. And my vote is on Goomba.
  • Romination - October 22, 2008 5:03 a.m.

    the enemy block in Pong was a SHOO in! you must have left him out because it was too on-sided with him there. and why did i decide it's a him? long and hard. take a guess.
  • Bri77777 - October 22, 2008 1:45 a.m.

    The directions say to apply peanut butter to nether regions......hmmmmm. Eh, I'l give it a shot. Holy crap, that fells wrong!
  • Cwf2008 - October 22, 2008 1:37 a.m.

    What the hell happened to the slime? And i didnt know the mushroom was depressed...he should have seen a counselor. And that poor Bidoof didnt stand a chance...
  • Super bob 36 - October 22, 2008 1:05 a.m.

    Sooooooooooooooo.......who won?
  • infestedandy - October 22, 2008 1:01 a.m.

    LOL!
  • NullG7 - October 22, 2008 12:28 a.m.

    They did leave 1 thing out that can lead to slimes victory. A gomba has two states alive and squished while the slimes attributes improves after each victory and since we know slime has won twice it has enough power to jump on a gomba so without mysterious deaths SLIME WINS
  • Grimi - October 21, 2008 11:26 p.m.

    Should of had the I block from tetris
  • iluvmyDS - October 21, 2008 10:11 p.m.

    Pretty funny, and it had a surprise ending!
  • Corsair89 - October 21, 2008 9:30 p.m.

    How does one stab a slime to death with a "?" block?
  • JoeMasturbaby - October 21, 2008 9:16 p.m.

    damn Bidoof never had a chance in hell... never had a chance.....
  • georgeguy - October 21, 2008 9:09 p.m.

    funny artical keep it up gr
  • Pablos102030 - October 21, 2008 8:58 p.m.

    The first battle was a bit more obvious. Zombies can't jump, therefore leaving the goomba INDESTRUCTIBLE.
  • foarthelulz - October 21, 2008 8:58 p.m.

    you guys forgot waddle dee hes the best lvl 1 character ever
  • sourmoomoo95 - October 21, 2008 8:11 p.m.

    look a block in slimes body it was mario! he is out for the goomba and his soon to be friends!!
  • jamboy199three - October 21, 2008 7:40 p.m.

    1111111st lol cool article
  • 044magnumx - April 15, 2009 4:27 a.m.

    GoW wretch vs halo grunt...
  • mr.mr.mr.mr. - March 7, 2009 9:11 a.m.

    Damn.I wanted to see Infected Bidoof vs Greenie. Briner finaln

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