Things about games you shouldn't say in public

During the traditional pre-TalkRadar drinks, we often get into discussions about cool things we've done or seen in games recently.

But we do sometimes wonder what other people in the pub think about it. Especially if they don't know that we're talking about games. There are simply some things you shouldn't say in public unless you want to sound like a psychopath. Such as...

"When the prostitute had finished, I backed my car over her to get my $50 back."

"He saw my gun and dodged the first bullet, but I got him in the back as he tried to run away."

"Her boobs were like triangles."

"I ran over an old lady and she got stuck under my car. You could see her eyes moving for a bit, but then she died."

"I started saving the little girls, but they got annoying so I killed them."

"The guy started chasing me, so I ran down an alley where the cops couldn't see and smashed his face in with a baseball bat. He only had $15"

"I cut his legs off and he was still trying to attack me."

"There's a gun hidden in the fountain."

"There's a new mushroom that lets you become a giant for a bit."

"My entire platoon was wiped out and I only had my pistol left."

"I bought her a few bikinis and took a few photos, but it wasn't very good."

"I sawed his head off. It was awesome."

"I drove my car into the petrol pump and the whole place went up."

"I had sex with the alien. Yeah, you see worse on TV."

15 Apr, 2010


  • nadrewod999 - April 19, 2010 1:48 a.m.

    "Remember when I liked a scientist so much that, when I hugged him, I even used him as a bullet shield to sneak past the turrets?" Explosion Man
  • DriveShaft - April 17, 2010 9:19 p.m.

    Oh when I first got Heavy Rain my friend didn't believe there were interactive sex scenes so in the middle of my class I say "No really, there are. It's so hilarious, the chicks mouth is constantly moving and her boobs are apparently made of stone." -stops and notices everyone has heard- O.O
  • presc1ence - April 17, 2010 11:54 a.m.

    Nah the best one was the last hitman, i really don't think its a good idea to openly discuss murdering the vice president and the bomob in his breifcase!
  • soren7550 - April 17, 2010 2:34 a.m.

    Too funny. Reminds me of my math class ongoing game discussions.
  • philipshaw - April 16, 2010 1:19 p.m.

    The one I had recently about jaws unleashed. "Remember when I used a scientist as a key card?"
  • mattersnotnow - April 16, 2010 12:54 p.m.

    Not really disturbing or anything. But after playing Itadaki Street (really, it's an addictive game) with friends, we would talk about how we bought a whole block or sold all of our stocks just to get the price down and make the others lose money. People would stare at us thinking we were real estate sharks... or demented (I like to think it's the former).
  • Cwf2008 - April 16, 2010 3:50 a.m.

    "So i took a broomstick and slit that guys throat, then went and started massacring the guards."-AC2
  • MEGANEWB - April 16, 2010 3:23 a.m.

    hahaha awsome article me and my freinds do this all the time favorite one from GTA "yea i just got out of jail and had no weapons,so i beat the hooker with my fists"
  • curly_jefferson - April 15, 2010 11:28 p.m.

    i do that all the time, it's a laugh recaptcha: wardrobe committee
  • Conman93 - April 15, 2010 10:06 p.m.

    "I just sang loads of Little Mermaid songs with Donald Duck and Goofy!"
  • lovinmyps3 - April 15, 2010 9:45 p.m.

    A lot of these sound like they happened playing GTA. The Mass Effect one made me laugh though. When I told my friend about that some people really did look at me funny. XD
  • oryandymackie - April 15, 2010 7:19 p.m.

    'Remember when we killed Agatha and took off her clothes? Her body was weirdly young, in contrast with her face.' * Agatha from Fallout 3
  • oryandymackie - April 15, 2010 7:18 p.m.

    I have actually said, in front of a handful of shocked onlookers 'Remember when we killed Agatha (from Fallout 3) and took off her clothes, and her body was weirdly young, in total contrast with her face?'
  • JackSkellingtonsSkin - April 15, 2010 4:38 p.m.

    I always talk about games like this and if my friends see someone passing by while trying to talk about something that could sound strange out of context, I'll say it instead, very loudly.
  • TriggerHappyMongoose - April 15, 2010 4:30 p.m.

    "The axe? Man, using the lawnmower to kill them is WAY more fun."
  • GameManiac - April 15, 2010 4:02 p.m.

    Wow, I wasn't expecting ANY of these.
  • Bloodstorm - April 15, 2010 3:58 p.m.

    "I kidnapped the baby then plugged her parents and their guards and took it to the guy so he could extract the cure."
  • marioman50 - April 15, 2010 3:35 p.m.

    "so then he says, "you gotta swing a fat bat into some fatass!""
  • b1utm3ister - April 15, 2010 2:58 p.m.

    this was great, i want more. i relate to many of these situations.
  • ensabahnur - April 15, 2010 2:53 p.m.

    I never realized all the inappropriate things i say in public with people. Wow, Chris Antista must get questioned by cops all the time.

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