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  • oryandymackie - April 27, 2009 5:31 p.m.

    Playing as that tofu would be great, I mean, if Capcom put that into Dead Rising aswell then you could turn up the stereo, and go on as I like to call it "RAMPAGE!!"
  • jamminontha1n2 - April 27, 2009 5:54 p.m.

    That chicken looked gross. I hope it was colored green and red for christmas. Otherwise, I am sure that that meat is not safe to eat.
  • Awesomeitude1523 - April 27, 2009 6:25 p.m.

    I played the Alfred the Chicken games!! Ah, so many memories. And i did always wonder what Toad tasted like. nice article. Recaptcha: hypes mass pole....... nice
  • hardcore_gamer1990 - April 27, 2009 6:39 p.m.

    I used to love Kid icarus... :D
  • FrozenImplosion - April 27, 2009 7:45 p.m.

    i love the pics :D
  • darkvare - April 27, 2009 9:30 p.m.

    lol at least a kid enjoyed ninjabread man
  • derringer83 - April 27, 2009 10:26 p.m.

    "They didn't feel a thing. Honestly. It was quick." pretty much sums up why I come here.
  • Hobojedi - April 27, 2009 10:33 p.m.

    Speedy Eggbert?
  • garnsr - April 27, 2009 10:47 p.m.

    Ah, Eggplant Wizard. Irritating bastard, but cool.
  • TheCrimsonChin - April 27, 2009 11:06 p.m.

    cool as a nitrogen cucumber god im hungry
  • GoldenMe - April 27, 2009 11:06 p.m.

    Ugh, eggplants.
  • Romination - April 27, 2009 11:23 p.m.

    what about imagine party babies? those are the best food! they're more succulent than Toads and can have their skin used as boots or gloves! (Jonathan Swift totally agrees)
  • ButtersPTOM - April 28, 2009 1:57 a.m.

    No Kirby? I hear he's one tough cream puff... :(
  • Gahmah - April 28, 2009 2:28 a.m.

    I think the child for gingerbread man was eating something with its eyes still uncooked.
  • Sash - April 28, 2009 7:36 a.m.

    James Pond anyone?
  • Ravenbom - April 28, 2009 3:19 p.m.

    While a little greasy and gamey for some, I rather like a little Jazz Jackrabbit stew every now and then. I think I'm going to have an Ecco the Dolphin sandwich... I mean, Tuna Fish sandwich today for lunch.
  • bioshocker - April 28, 2009 7:09 p.m.

    aww I was gonna mention ecco the dolphin :( but I can confidently say "Why wasn't Kao the kangaroo in this list?" Kangaroo tastes like beef
  • Shane1403 - April 28, 2009 7:56 p.m.

    who knew that heroes tasted so good?
  • abombb - April 28, 2009 10:09 p.m.

    This could lead to some interesting discussions on the podcast. Good WTF article. Plus I would disagree with Alfred Chicken being on the list, because if we're included birds that are uncooked(and would not be edible), then Kazooie and Chocobos would beat Alred Chicken in a long shot. (Don't take my comment too seriously though, lol)
  • Teh_Ty - April 29, 2009 1:06 a.m.

    Should have mentioned yhatzee in the dizzy adventure game.

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