By now, most of you are well aware of the impressive facial technology in LA Noire. Painstaking motion capture, a zillion points of articulation%26hellip; all that. But as breathtaking as they are to see in action, those hyper-accurate expressions leave the characters in LA Noire susceptible to the same awkwardness that%26rsquo;s been ruining family photo albums since the inception of the camera. Observe:
Here%26rsquo;s some inside baseball. We%26rsquo;ve spent the better part of last month capturing every nook and cranny of 1940%26rsquo;s Los Angeles.Our Achievements Guide, ourFive Star and Newspapers Guide,our Film Reels and Landmarks Guide,our Vehicles Guide%26ndash; I trust you%26rsquo;ve seen them? Well, that%26rsquo;s basically terabytes of HD video we have to say goodbye to. But before we our LA Noire footage heads into the great digital beyond, we figured we%26rsquo;d have a little more fun at the expense ofone of our favorite games of 2011 (so far.)
Above: "This is how a boat sounds! PHBHBBBBBBTBTBTBTBTBTBTBTBTTT"
Above: "Ooooo, I love this song!"
Above: Don't look at the Ark of the Covenant!
Above: "Hold it ma'am. LAPD, Bureau of Yelling at The Elderly!"
Above: "You're not my grandson!"
Above: "This guy, ova here!"
Above: "I wanna be in the movie!"
Above: "I'm not listening to this"
Above: "It's a living!"
Jun 29, 2011
L.A. Noire film reels and landmarks guide
50 film noir classics and 30 old-Hollywood sights are yours for the taking. Here's where to find them
L.A. Noire vehicle achievement guide
Score the Auto Fanatic, Auto Collector, and Auto Enthusiast Achievements/Trophies with our complete video guide to L.A. Noire's cars