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The most disturbing Pokemon of all time

Cringe in horror at official in-game descriptions of these tiny terrors

Words: on April 22, 2010
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70 comments

  • JoeMasturbaby - April 23, 2010 2:57 p.m.

    Sudowoodo, come out of the damn closet already.

  • Xplosive59 - April 23, 2010 2:57 p.m.

    i thought pokemon didnt die they just faint, but then it gives a logical explanation to if my lvl 100 charizard fire blasts a pidgey at lvl 3 it said it just fainted...no im pretty sure its dead

  • BornToLose3 - April 23, 2010 12:54 p.m.

    LOL nice article, love the pics good job Tyler.

  • GLCoolJ - April 23, 2010 12:53 p.m.

    One two, Drowzee's coming for you... By the Elder Gods, that thing freaks me out...

  • philipshaw - April 23, 2010 12:34 p.m.

    Psyduck was always strange to me

  • kkokko - April 23, 2010 10:16 a.m.

    Shedinja freaks me out. In the Ruby and Saphire pokedexes it says that if you look into the hole in its back, it steals your soul. damn.

  • 2dboy - April 23, 2010 9:27 a.m.

    That was really disturbing. Now I'm scared.

  • LordAlzorn - April 23, 2010 5:46 a.m.

    Slowbro is pretty screwed up as well. The Shelder on its tale eats the Slowbro's poop!!!!

  • jimmyjoo - April 23, 2010 4:31 a.m.

    This shines a whole new light on pokemon

  • shyfonzie - April 23, 2010 4:17 a.m.

    Also, "Banette generates energy for laying strong curses by sticking pins into its own body. This Pokémon was originally a pitiful plush doll that was thrown away."

  • shyfonzie - April 23, 2010 4:14 a.m.

    Great article, cubone weirds me out too. I remember an episode of Pokemon where the psychic gym leader traps Ash and co. in a doll house and one by one they turn into dolls. I saw it when I was young and was terrified.

  • NanoElite666 - April 23, 2010 4:10 a.m.

    Hm, I seem to recall that either Duskull or Dusclops, probably both, had rather unfriendly Dex entries in R/S/E. Don't remember what they were of the top of my head, but they certainly weren't kid-friendly.

  • gamer5115 - April 23, 2010 3:36 a.m.

    @D4rk2triker wat version u playing? all newly hatched i got since lke orig. silver have been lvl.1

  • arod123456 - April 23, 2010 3:22 a.m.

    Lol. Drowzee eats 14-year old's wet dreams

  • Kytl - April 23, 2010 3:08 a.m.

    read Haunter's Ruby pokedex entry, very disturbing

  • pingyoo - April 23, 2010 2:02 a.m.

    Wow, Pokemon rule dude! Gotta catch em all!~ Lou www.anon-web.hitart.com

  • MrQuatloo - April 22, 2010 11:49 p.m.

    The fact that pokemon are sent and stroed in computers has always struck me as odd. Along with the fact that you shove disks in their faces to make them learn mooves.

  • michaelmcc827 - April 22, 2010 11:44 p.m.

    Jesus, Drowzee's desciption is terrifying. Great art again, as always.

  • EricBratcher - April 22, 2010 11:28 p.m.

    I voted for Cubone because of the melancholy horror of its plight. Gruesome is one thing, but poor Cubone is the saddest. It's badly in need of counseling. That said, I'm also personally freaked out by any pokemon that looks like a human - Mr Mime (which can be female - chew on that for awhile), Hitmon-anything, and especially Jinx. They look a little too much like people. Crazy people who live imprisoned in my pocket, babble incoherently like toddlers, and like to fight until someone is unconscious. Which I find terrifying.

  • symphonicdeathpop - April 22, 2010 10:58 p.m.

    Weepinbell: "If its prey is bigger than its mouth, it slices up the victim with sharp leaves, then eats every morsel." I just noticed this one today on SoulSilver. Seriously, isn't that a bit too much <_<

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