The most clueless box blurbs in history

You know, game publishers are always shoving their front cover art at us - usually trying to talk us into writing it up as if it's actual news as if it has any impact whatsoever on how good the game is - hello, sports games! But they almost never show us the back of the box. That's because the back is where the slick, suit-wearing liars-for-hire from marketing try their best to convince you that you need this game. Never mind that GamesRadar gave it a2 out of 10 - the theme song is from a band who once covered a Puff Daddy tune. That's got to mean "must-play" right?