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The cheesiest videogame songs EVER

Pop ballads, hair metal and other ear-ripping tunes so bad you can’t stop listening

Words: on September 23, 2008
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  • garnsr - September 24, 2008 9:59 p.m.

    I can't believe I still remember so much of the song from the original Lunar.

  • Thequestion 121 - September 24, 2008 8:37 p.m.

    Some of these are god awful!

  • Johnny6Gun - September 24, 2008 7:29 p.m.

    Another one came to mind: LET'S GET READY 2 RUM-BLE, let'sgetready2rumble!!

  • GamesRadarBrettElston - September 24, 2008 5:47 p.m.

    Ah crap I even have God Hand. Oh well. Thanks for pointing it out. Mikel brought up an amaaazingly bad one in this week's podcast (going up Friday). Might actually be the worst, even worse than Freaky Flyers.

  • GamesRadarCharlieBarratt - September 24, 2008 5:23 p.m.

    I love "Girl in the Tower"... I don't care what anyone says!

  • JoeMasturbaby - September 24, 2008 4:04 a.m.

    DK rap is so dumb i love it. when it was put onto Donkey Konga i couldnt stop myself from smiling. I LOVE YOU DONKEY KONGA!!!!

  • IWUNapenguin - September 24, 2008 2:56 a.m.

    uhhh...hello!? SUPER SONIC RACING!??! TRY TO KEEP YOUR FEET RIGHT OFF THE GROOUUUUUNNNNDDD otherwise, great article.

  • jackf-11 - September 24, 2008 2:22 a.m.

    I can't lie that i liked the sonic cd songs back then, but when i first beat gears, "the Cole Train" made me laugh so hard, I almost pissed.

  • skyguy343 - September 24, 2008 1:58 a.m.

    City Escape from Sonic Adventure 2 was the bomb...yo

  • NelosAngelos - September 24, 2008 1:04 a.m.

    painful, I couldn't watch all of any of those videos.

  • drprofessor - September 24, 2008 12:52 a.m.

    the breakdown in clayfighter made me choke on a pizza flavored combo. thanks guys. lol

  • Dameon Angell - September 24, 2008 12:37 a.m.

    Yeah you guys completely missed two of the most epically cheesy songs from Sonic Adventure 2. City Escape: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6NaZrPQGfY And the Main Theme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guptTJcBRSk Comon, really, add these in, yo.

  • shinywaffles - September 23, 2008 10:44 p.m.

    Man, I actually like some of these songs!

  • Cynwyddon - September 23, 2008 10:40 p.m.

    The first time I heard the DK Rap was one of the defining moments of my childhood.

  • Keilimanjaro - September 23, 2008 10:28 p.m.

    Good stuff, although I'm surprised nothing from FFX-2 made the cut.

  • gorillazbmx6 - September 23, 2008 8:31 p.m.

    I think Captain falcons is the cheesiest but it would have been the best song if there was a FALCON PAWNCH in there

  • cultofbananas - October 23, 2008 3:13 p.m.

    SNAKE Eaterrrrrr!!!! I cringed in embarrassment the first time i saw this.

  • I-Be-MAD - September 30, 2008 3:43 p.m.

    Damn you GamesRadar! That stupid "Clay Fighter" song is now stuck in my head!

  • skyguy343 - September 30, 2008 1:56 a.m.

    lmao, why would you join the epicness that is Gamesradar, then bitch about the articles? what a dumbass. but i hav to ask...Brett, u ever hear the fan-made Mega Man song

  • JimMcDosh - September 24, 2008 11:33 p.m.

    Agreeed, you did pick some good ones. Jiff www.anonweb.eu.tc

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