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The best randomly generated game names

Fact: random things are funny. Without spontaneous bouts of unpredictability, we wouldn’t have treasure troves of humor like Family Guy (now entering its eighth season), Picture is Unrelated and, of specific interest to us, the Videogame Name Generator. Simply hit the link for an unending stream of complete “WTF,” with just about every name worthy of a laugh. We’re clicking it now…


Above: Works every time!
 
We wanted to pass the site along to you, and while doing so share some of our very favorite moments of unexpected bliss. We even categorized them a bit to give the slightest bit of context.


Sounds like an old 2600 game:

The Incredible Laser Tournament
Explosive Sailboat Racer
Rise of the 3D Dudes
Undercover Karate Palace
Johnny Turbo's Caveman Bandits
Cyber Trampoline Joe
Unstoppable Hammer Feud
Real Cowboy in the Magic Kingdom
Toxic Animal in Crazyland


Sounds like cheap PC shovelware:

Giant Dinosaur 1942
Cyber Cyborg Combat
Nuclear Robot Overlords
The Great Harpoon Ignition
My Little Laser Commander
Super Sexy Beach Bandits
History of the Funk Spies
Robotic Ghost Creator
Strategic Sniper on the Oregon Trail
Fancy Grizzly Bear Dance Party


Possibly already in development:

Adventures of the Puppy Trilogy
Tom Clancy’s Grizzly Bear Hunt
Save Yourself from the Matador Starring Mickey Mouse
Mary Kate and Ashley's Plunger Armageddon
Big Kangaroo in the Hood
Sonic's River Online
John Romero’s Rodeo Shoot
Generic Landmine Racer
Epic Dwarf Brawl
The Sims: Dwarf Rush
Emo Axe Kid
Kinky Jazz 64


Only in our dreams:

Viking Karaoke X
Deadly Porn Rush
NCAA Bedtime Girl
Kirby's Drug-Dealing Yoga
Religious Alligator in the Hood
Preschool Barbarian Encounter
Zany Banana - The Quickening
Distinguished Blimp Adventure
Fisher Price Axe Armageddon
High-Speed Nudist Raider
Alcoholic Beat Pimps
Star Trek Chainsaw Country
Super Sexy Bedtime Empire
Charlie Brown’s Nazi Safari
No One Can Stop the Tetris Wars
Caesar’s Werewolf GT
Jewish Godzilla Agent
Deep Space Nudist Hospital
Yoshi's Sniper Saloon
Cthulhu's Jackhammer in the Desert
The Harlem Globetrotters: Crystal from Hell


Only in our nightmares:

Indiana Jones and the Leisure Suit Solid
Disney’s Castlevania at the Olympics
Celebrity Hockey Strike Force
Duke Nukem: Forklift Babies
Spectral WWE in the Outback
Final Fantasy Bongo World
Mega Man’s Pokemon Task Force
Italian Bow Hunter - The Card Game
Star Wars Go-Kart - The Next Generation
Mario’s Jetpack Choreographer
Bonk's Pony Trader
Donkey Kong’s Bazooka Plus
Dracula’s Croquet Family
True Crime: Driving in the Middle East


Only in our booze-addled stupors:

Explosive STD Academy
British Hillbilly in Africa
Elderly Motorcycle Trilogy
No One Can Stop the Amish Diesel
High-Speed Horse Racing Strikes Again
My First Limbo Dystopia
Shameful Lizard Trainer
Dwarven Insect in Vegas
Brain-Damaged Battle from Planet X
Communist Square Dancing Special Edition
History of the Flatulence Disaster
Unremarkable Monster vs. Street Fighter
Narcoleptic Donkey Factory
Def Jam Trailer Park Conundrum
M.C. Escher’s Booty Academy
Dr. Bimbo Vengeance
Nostalgic Train Assassins
A Boy and His Llama Romance


The “total WTF” section:

Ye Olde Octopus in the Sky
Kamikaze Shotgun Hospital
Beautiful Sloth Marines
Virtua Kangaroo – Total War
The Six Million Dollar Walrus Trivia
Downtown Shark Machine
Asian College Smuggler
Hardcore Sunshine – Collector’s Edition
Caesar’s Llama – 2nd Impact
In Your Face Ice Cream Hero
Retarded Jungle Paratroopers
The Simpsons’ Dog of the Blood God
Donkey Kong’s Castlevania Co-Op
Incomprehensible Square Dancing Empire
Frankenstein’s Bandicoot Jihad
Alcoholic Underwear on the Oregon Trail
It’s a Mad, Mad Laser in Space

If you’d like a visual representation spread across 15 pages, Something Awful has two threads bursting with randomly generated tomfoolery. And of course, hats off to creator lenocinor for daring to dream.

Sep 2, 2009


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134 comments

  • AngryScotsman - July 18, 2010 8:24 p.m.

    Stealth Hammer Jihad. That is all.
  • Januzane - February 5, 2010 12:57 p.m.

    Final Fantasy Amish - Total War Wrath of the Sailor Desperadoes Magical Guitar Deathmatch Occult Baking of Fury Perverted Jetski Championship Adventures of the Transvestite Experience Return of the Porn Tournament Star Porn Attack Jedi Janitor Slayer Eco-Friendly Terrorist Insurrection Britney Spears' Stapler Brawl Demonic Piano Legend Mario's Llama Incident Masters of the Underwear Force Luigi's Burger Rampage ROFLMAO
  • david9812 - October 2, 2009 11:52 a.m.

    Amphibious Mind Control Jihad Mystic Horse Racing Nitro Mega Man's Underwear Enforcer Transvestite Baking Crusade Save Yourself from the Hovercraft Underworld Space Turtle in the Hood Furry Hamster XXX (lolololol) Preschool Wrestling Havoc Barbie's Puzzle Deathmatch Excruciating Breakdancing in the Outback These re the best ones I got.
  • StupidTownColonStupidStateColon - September 8, 2009 11:18 p.m.

    Islamic Fun Patrol. Totally not subliminal advertising, Christianity makes my tummy hurt. Podcast refrence ftw!
  • linkganon - September 7, 2009 6:01 p.m.

    NCAA Midget Solid, Zany Frisbee Insurrection, Rockin' Business II (wait, there's aready 2 companies with guitar games out, i don't think we really need or diserve 3), King of Paintball XP, Eco-Friendly Dog Onslaught, WWII Soccer of Magic (WTF), World of Writing vs. The Space Mutants, Merciless Surgery Starring Mickey Mouse, Asian Wrestling Legend, High-Speed Pokemon Task Force (sounds like they took a book out of street fighter with high speed), Hillbilly Racing Man, Everybody Loves the Bomberman Kid, Hitler's Moped Competition, Deadly Math Trilogy, Advanced Fishing Bastards (i'm not kidding Bastards actually came up, i'm still laughing from this one.), My First Programming Disaster (aka the matrix games), Star Wars Lowrider Brothers, Curse of the WWE Power (WTF again), My Little Underwear Fantasy, Mary Kate and Ashley's Baseball DX (this is my writing here but FT. Shawn Michaels and Triple H with their signature moves.), Confusing Afro Hospital, Furry Shock vs. Capcom, Geriatric Batman Unleashed, Mario's Plunger Beatdown, Full Metal Mushroom Unleashed (solid snake in the mushroom kingdom i guess?, or metal mario,), Maximum Sniper Demolition (i'd want this), In Search of Bomb Crime Scene Investigation, Metal Rainbow Smackdown (first thing that came in mind when i saw this, Raiden), Death-Defying Drug-Dealing Special Edition, Incomprehensible Hardware - The Movie (WTF, it's supposed to be a game), Mega Man's Tennis Arena , (last one) Screaming Pokemon Fandango (that guy from grimm fadango as a trainer, but everybody screams at him because he's dead.
  • bloodyshadow - September 6, 2009 8:25 p.m.

    Kamikaze Shotgun Hospital... I would buy that twice at full price.
  • 88Meters - September 6, 2009 3:02 p.m.

    True Crime: Pony Journey ( WTF?! ) Incredible Car Punch-Out!! ( Sort of reminds me of a bonus stage... it's in the back of my head... ) Horrifying Juggalo Smackdown ( That'll teach those damn greasers! ) Def Jam Bowling Girl ( Yaw'l, dis champion be a Bow'in girl, she loves mah crib, ain't dat right, ya hookah? )
  • planet5421 - September 6, 2009 2:29 a.m.

    I got some nice ones: Mexican Godzilla Frenzy Chinese Weight Loss Gone Wild Mega Man's Cookie: Limited Edition Violent Wrestling From Hell Bionic Midget Marines Australian Chainsaw Adventure Michael Jackson's Elevator Terror
  • blazemaster14 - September 6, 2009 12:39 a.m.

    and one more for the lols: Real Mountain Climber - The Card Game I LOVE THIS SITE
  • blazemaster14 - September 6, 2009 12:31 a.m.

    I got from the generator: Sexy Polka on the Oregon Trail and Drug-Induced Alligator 25th Anniversary Edition
  • reggie2oo9 - September 5, 2009 10:21 p.m.

    LMAO inbred cooking online
  • R4PTUR3 - September 5, 2009 7:48 p.m.

    haha i got Drunken Puppy Tournament
  • MrDinnertable - September 5, 2009 12:39 p.m.

    Atomic Drug-dealing in Vegas
  • RareHero - September 5, 2009 4:49 a.m.

    hilarious! thank you for posting this, gr.
  • Spybreak8 - September 5, 2009 2:06 a.m.

    Omg, my title is on the list! Haha, nah just kidding. Funny stuff.
  • ilike2pwn - September 5, 2009 1:10 a.m.

    Fisher Price Theme Park Gone Wild
  • noobeater - September 4, 2009 8:59 p.m.

    Britney spears vegetarian howdown pyscho croquet dynasty fantastic mind control commander screaming vigilate of the blood god hidden fun noodle encounter just some of my favourites... such a great article...kudos, kudos for all!
  • LeafRunner - September 4, 2009 7:51 p.m.

    Great article, but you should make a sequel article, where you make photoshops of some of these game names.
  • gambit22 - September 4, 2009 4:01 p.m.

    i got this: Unstoppable Transvestite Kids
  • JohnLemon - September 4, 2009 12:57 p.m.

    I got "The Great Sudoku Disaster " XD Oh teh noes

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