The 21 Hardest Nintendo games ever

Abandon hope all ye that enter here...

Words: on March 10, 2008

From the stinging paper cuts delivered by their early Hanafuda cards, to their dual screen scream maker Contra 4, Nintendo have been responsible for a downpour of tricky titles to douse even the most resilient gamer's spirit.

Join us as we descend Jacob's ladder through the circles of hell, into the belly of the Game Over beast.

Circle One: Curved Learning

There are few things crueler than a game that promises easy pickings for the most part, before impaling you on difficulty spikes and leaving you to rot.

Metal Slug 3
With its propensity for lobbing out insta-kill poisoned apples, the final mother brain boss in Metal Slug 3 is a graduate of the same school of evil as the Disney stepmothers.

Naturally, having survived helicopter attacks and close encounters of the bite-your-face-off kind, you'd be foolish for expecting SNK to just let you win at this final hour, but the random patterns of the golden delicious airstrikes make for a violent hike up in deaths.

Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz
The beauty of Monkey Ball is Sega's ability to offer both obvious routes to the finish line and 99% death-guaranteed shortcuts that beckon like sirens.

Not so in world 10-5. With the route coated in a ball rejecting spiked texture, it's down to pure chance whether or not your spherical simian will fall off the edge when you land.

Bad news: there are six jumps between you and your goal. And that's the obvious route.

Super Mario Galaxy 
A walk in the most delightful astro-park for 119 stars, there is one particular challenge that almost put an end to our sanity. You probably know the one: Luigi's Purple Coins in the Toy Time Galaxy.

A field of panels stretch out beyond you. Touch one and it'll disappear. The conundrum? How to ooh, ahh, waa-hoo to the scattered 100 coins without destroying your route back to where the star appears. Fast forward to 7:36 in the vid below to see what we mean:


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  • ShokuaHyuga

    ShokuaHyuga  - 1 year, 2 months ago  - Report

    I remember Luigi's Purple Coins; it took me like 30 tries.
  • erenelliekush

    erenelliekush  - 1 year, 2 months ago  - Report

    yay! after 10 years i'm finally to world 5 of SMB Lost Levels!
    I'm playing GBC version though.
  • gamermatt89

    gamermatt89  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    I actually beat F Zero GX on very hard. I don't know how I did it either but I did... hours upon hours of frustration but in the end sweet victory.
  • midna365

    midna365  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    i want to be the guy is the hardest fing game ever!!!!!!
  • ileowen

    ileowen  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    After Cliffs of dover on my Wi, I pee'd the 5 colors for a week!
    I'm a westerner yet i DO have copy of The lost levels somewhere up in my attic!
    Dunno a lot about the rest though, sonds like liquid hell.
  • Amnesiac

    Amnesiac  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    Megaman and Bass is tougher than the original, IMO.
  • thephntm

    thephntm  - 3 years, 2 months ago  - Report

    i've beat zack and wiki. its not that hard, except for the last level.(i had to print out an ign walkthrough.)
  • noofer7

    noofer7  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    hmm never played any of these either... except for 1 Guitar Hero 3 song, Vacation in Cambodia, at a friend's house.
  • crazycrazy83

    crazycrazy83  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    yeah i remember the super mario galaxy one. i went through 20 tries tring to plot the "strategic" way to do it. another 5 trying to get back to the star. WHY DONT THEY PUT IT IN FRONT OF YOU! its appearing out of nowhere anyway!
  • Patius

    Patius  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    Metroid two was EASY.


    It wasn't even as open spaced as the others.


    And like all of the Gameboy Metroids, you didn't really have the ability to go to new places thanks to weapons or such, just cause it opened up.


    These are all tough, but I think that X3 might have been harder than Megaman and Bass.


    Just maybe. (unless you get the Z-sabre)
  • Yellowhat17

    Yellowhat17  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    What about Meroid 2? It's not nearly as hard as all the game listed but on the Gameboy color it used to drive me crazy.
  • ileowen

    ileowen  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    O wait, I did complete f-zero GX just not on very hard.
    srry for the doublepost xD
  • JoeMasturbaby

    JoeMasturbaby  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    the F-Zero GX game IS impossible.

    i gave up after one try, and im glad i did.
  • Roic13

    Roic13  - 3 years ago  - Report

    I remember F-Zero GX......horrible, regretful, terrible,....expensive times....
  • TheeMaddGod

    TheeMaddGod  - 3 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    I got to Mike Tyson on I Wanna Be the Guy....a complete waste of 3 days of my life...I hate that game....
  • musashi1596

    musashi1596  - 3 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    Come on, Black Hole Rising wasn't too much of a challenge...
  • dreamgor

    dreamgor  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    "sees the list and starts crying while shrieking in horror and looking for the closest way to suicide" that's all i can say really they are that tough only the thought of it makes me wanna do that:( especially IWBTG waaa the torture device of doom!!

    recaptcha:
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  • FlamingChaos35

    FlamingChaos35  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    I loved F-Zero GX. Racing at 400 mph is awesome. Nintendo needs to make a sequel
  • gangjute8

    gangjute8  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    I wanna be the guy... I'm around 200 deaths and can't get past the 7th screen
  • lightsideluc

    lightsideluc  - 3 years ago  - Report

    I never managed to beat the first level of F-Zero GX, ButI HAVE beaten The Lost Levels :D.
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