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  • Vagrant - February 14, 2009 5:28 a.m.

    I'm shocked Big Boss or Solid Snake weren't on the list. Considering the massive amount of stuff that happens to them. I'd call 'shot in the eye protecting woman who turns out to be a spy who almost kills him' just a tad unlucky. But roffle at the GOW Cap'n. I didn't notice him in the boss fight.
  • Moschetto - February 14, 2009 3:07 a.m.

    ^ should be one 'the', obviously.
  • GoldenMe - February 14, 2009 3:04 a.m.

    Carmine..........epic lols. Great Article Reparaz! lolwut reCAPTCHA: event 2.331/2
  • Moschetto - February 14, 2009 3:04 a.m.

    lulz @ the the Carmine list.
  • LordRevan111 - February 14, 2009 2:35 a.m.

    Ha ha, poor poor Carmine(s)
  • BluePikmin - February 14, 2009 2:05 a.m.

    Oh Shit, it's tomorow!?
  • animeman - February 14, 2009 12:44 a.m.

    Is every one from the Mental Gear Solid series unluky? lol.
  • hannahmontana - February 14, 2009 12:28 a.m.

    ahhhh! not the bees!
  • footballfrk73 - February 14, 2009 12:10 a.m.

    You guys forgot about Gorden Freeman, he is always having unlucky stuff happening to him and it never ends.
  • FourMe2PoopOn - February 13, 2009 11:58 p.m.

    the part about Carmine was hilarous.
  • vigeoman - June 28, 2009 8:39 p.m.

    I bet you bowser kidnapps peach for "sexual" reasons
  • Xplosive59 - June 28, 2009 2:28 p.m.

    99-1 glass joe? who lost to him
  • civver - June 27, 2009 2 a.m.

    Hmm, I think #3 suffered worse than #2. Still, interesting stuff.
  • Tymiegie - February 23, 2009 6:05 a.m.

    That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very great article Mikel. Thanks for that, it made my day. Those poor unlucky bastards.
  • jonnyboi - February 22, 2009 8:12 p.m.

    it had to be carmine lol
  • natenobelmusic - February 19, 2009 1:50 a.m.

    dude when johnny was killed in the PSP version of metal gear, I was so fuckin pissed!!!! haha darn these games
  • Clownsarescary - February 18, 2009 9:15 p.m.

    Duke Lombardi Carmine: divorce
  • gmilf71 - February 17, 2009 6:55 a.m.

    I think cap'n and carmine would be good friends if they weren't constantly getting their asses kicked by locusts and angry white greek men. Maybe zeus has a grudge against the cap'n er something. gmilf71 carmine: pwned by n00bs in multi player campagn gears of war 2. hillarious article, GR.
  • i_r_accurate - February 16, 2009 7:16 p.m.

    that part about carmine dying from drinking water reminded me of that seahorse in Finding Nemo who said that he was "H2O intolerant" hahaha!!! Great article!
  • HungryBeaver - February 15, 2009 7:30 p.m.

    LOL at the Carmine(s). Drinks water (allergic) great... reCAPTCHA - 4)TV Bayview

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