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The 13 unluckiest bastards in gaming

These walking trainwrecks remind us not everyone can be the hero

Words: on April 13, 2012
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93 comments

  • Moschetto - February 14, 2009 3:07 a.m.

    ^ should be one 'the', obviously.

  • GoldenMe - February 14, 2009 3:04 a.m.

    Carmine..........epic lols. Great Article Reparaz! lolwut reCAPTCHA: event 2.331/2

  • Moschetto - February 14, 2009 3:04 a.m.

    lulz @ the the Carmine list.

  • LordRevan111 - February 14, 2009 2:35 a.m.

    Ha ha, poor poor Carmine(s)

  • BluePikmin - February 14, 2009 2:05 a.m.

    Oh Shit, it's tomorow!?

  • animeman - February 14, 2009 12:44 a.m.

    Is every one from the Mental Gear Solid series unluky? lol.

  • hannahmontana - February 14, 2009 12:28 a.m.

    ahhhh! not the bees!

  • footballfrk73 - February 14, 2009 12:10 a.m.

    You guys forgot about Gorden Freeman, he is always having unlucky stuff happening to him and it never ends.

  • FourMe2PoopOn - February 13, 2009 11:58 p.m.

    the part about Carmine was hilarous.

  • vigeoman - June 28, 2009 8:39 p.m.

    I bet you bowser kidnapps peach for "sexual" reasons

  • Xplosive59 - June 28, 2009 2:28 p.m.

    99-1 glass joe? who lost to him

  • civver - June 27, 2009 2 a.m.

    Hmm, I think #3 suffered worse than #2. Still, interesting stuff.

  • Tymiegie - February 23, 2009 6:05 a.m.

    That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very great article Mikel. Thanks for that, it made my day. Those poor unlucky bastards.

  • jonnyboi - February 22, 2009 8:12 p.m.

    it had to be carmine lol

  • natenobelmusic - February 19, 2009 1:50 a.m.

    dude when johnny was killed in the PSP version of metal gear, I was so fuckin pissed!!!! haha darn these games

  • Clownsarescary - February 18, 2009 9:15 p.m.

    Duke Lombardi Carmine: divorce

  • gmilf71 - February 17, 2009 6:55 a.m.

    I think cap'n and carmine would be good friends if they weren't constantly getting their asses kicked by locusts and angry white greek men. Maybe zeus has a grudge against the cap'n er something. gmilf71 carmine: pwned by n00bs in multi player campagn gears of war 2. hillarious article, GR.

  • i_r_accurate - February 16, 2009 7:16 p.m.

    that part about carmine dying from drinking water reminded me of that seahorse in Finding Nemo who said that he was "H2O intolerant" hahaha!!! Great article!

  • HungryBeaver - February 15, 2009 7:30 p.m.

    LOL at the Carmine(s). Drinks water (allergic) great... reCAPTCHA - 4)TV Bayview

  • AzRedsk1n - February 14, 2009 11:44 p.m.

    boner popsickle

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