• FinalGamer - July 31, 2009 4:33 p.m.

  • linkganon - April 4, 2009 5:03 a.m.

    poor johnny, has bad luck following him wherever he goes. and poor otacon, he pissed himself in his first appearance and all the people he has ever loved have died. those two diserve to be here.
  • ARCHANGEL309 - April 13, 2012 7:34 p.m.

    "I, I'm a ten year vet." Akiba!
  • 13obby - February 27, 2009 8:43 p.m.

    Jeremy Carmine: falls into volcano willingly
  • BamaManDrew - February 24, 2009 9:10 a.m.

    Haha princess peach did suck at life
  • Scott1121 - February 19, 2009 1:02 a.m.

    I thought I was gonna die laughing reading that Carmine part lol
  • Sly_Fox - February 17, 2009 6:24 a.m.

    William Carmine: Rolled up in a Katamari ball, sent to orbit Pluto omg i cant stop laughing
  • PreyingMantis - February 17, 2009 3:03 a.m.

    i lol at unlucky bastards
  • Mystery514 - February 17, 2009 1:45 a.m.

    Nice Carmine Section!
  • TheWebSwinger - February 16, 2009 9:19 p.m.

    Poor Frank Carmine. Kicked in the balls...TO DEATH.
  • nguy123 - February 16, 2009 2:30 a.m.

    Carmine(s) is/are my favorite gears character(s). Poor guy(s)
  • Schlondak - February 15, 2009 6:46 p.m.

    Johnathan in MPO is different than Johnny in MGS3. You can even unlock MGS3 Johnny in MPO+, proving that they are different.
  • lolerz - February 15, 2009 5:55 a.m.

    lol puchout is soooo old
  • RedOutlive10 - February 15, 2009 4:37 a.m.

    What about Gordon Freeman? Screws up a lab experiment, bringing doom to earth, having to leave an alien-filled facility, just to find USA marines at the surface ready to kill him for witnessing the events, add BlackOps assassins to the list, having to travel to the aliens' planet to clear the threat all by himself. At the end, you're threatened by some guy who claims he's from the government: work for him or die, nothing better than free will! As for HL2, your arrival just ticks the whole new threat of an alien with the desire of dominating earth, they start hunting the few civilians willing to form a resistance in the sewers. Side note: every place you go, you bring the new threat with you which means every allied human is going to die because you were followed. This includes the main secret bunker of the resistance. Worst of all, while having to survive against all odds, there's this self proclaimed government man peeking at you all the time, or just passing by in a creepy omnipresent way.
  • kingofspades94 - February 14, 2009 10:51 p.m.

    Poor last Carmine. I'd hate to just drop dead. Or be a Carmine
  • Cwf2008 - February 14, 2009 10:41 p.m.

    Lol poor Carmines...i feel sorry for William and Yves trapped in a giant ball of who knows what, and the other killed in a nuclear blast because he thought he was Indiana Jones. And poor poor Captain
  • djsn1per - February 14, 2009 9:32 p.m.

    i can't wait for GoW 26!
  • TanookiMan - February 14, 2009 8:53 p.m.

    Mario's more unlucky than peach, he has to save her every time and never gets any! i mean really, he goes through all that work and the princess is in another castle?
  • SlicedCarrot - February 14, 2009 5:34 p.m.

    The next Carmine should be beaten by Glass Joe. Also, I lost that boss battle of God of War because the sudden appearance of the Captain made me laugh.
  • vic88 - February 14, 2009 4:20 p.m.

    this made my day and that's sad if u think about it

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