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  • JimmySmurf - August 26, 2009 4:15 a.m.

    This article made my smile wide from ear to ear :)
  • uz_mike222 - August 26, 2009 3:53 a.m.

    Get rid of the persons nerve, then stab them continuously and hear them yell "WHY ARE YOU STABBING ME?! I DIDN"T DO ANYTHING TO YOU!!" Or also paralyze them from the neck down so they can only move their head.
  • uz_mike222 - August 26, 2009 3:51 a.m.

    @xtraRawN00b Ummm who cares? He probably got a approval to do it from the previous writer, or killed him/her in their sleep then stole the outline from the computer and pasted it here. Whichever makes you happy. And knifing someone in the back won't kill them, you can probably give them a big nice stab wound, then turn to face you and blast you in the face. But to be really effective (and you have to be a ninja to do this), you can hit the parts of the spin that can control the nerves, movement from the waist down or from the neck down. Get rid of the persons nerve, then stab them continuously and hear them yell "WHY ARE YOU STABBING ME?! I DIDN"T DO ANYTHING TO YOU!!" But i digress, it was an awesome article and i hope you keep it up Tyler.
  • KREATIVEassassin - August 26, 2009 2:42 a.m.

    Hilarious! And I totally heard Tyler's voice in my head as I read it.
  • Cwf2008 - August 26, 2009 2:41 a.m.

    @Tasty_Pasta: Ya because you can really believe EVERYTHING they show on Youtube
  • tysr36 - August 26, 2009 2:30 a.m.

    Amazing article Tyler.
  • Koouunn - August 26, 2009 1:41 a.m.

    lemmings r the best animal ever!!!
  • michaelmcc827 - August 26, 2009 12:52 a.m.

    lol @ indie reference
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  • e.schultzy27 - August 26, 2009 12:35 a.m.

    "There would be blood everywhere. Children would be crying" This is one of my favorite articles Nice job Tyler!
  • Armyofnone - August 26, 2009 12:25 a.m.

    Win.
  • Linken4 - August 25, 2009 11:59 p.m.

    This was quite the funny article indeed.
  • taylorte10 - August 25, 2009 11:01 p.m.

    all those games rock so shut up about it
  • michaelmcc827 - August 25, 2009 10:50 p.m.

    late from last week, but still entertaining.
  • somthing42 - August 25, 2009 10:50 p.m.

    " Game developers are wrong about 90% of everything 83% of the time" That just -fuckin made my day
  • AMayer - August 25, 2009 10:40 p.m.

    Tyler Wilde makes me giggle like a school-girl.
  • elchetos - August 25, 2009 10:34 p.m.

    Mr. Wilde, you totally forgot that the rifle's butt on halo is much, much more effective when killing someone than a full clip of bullets. Great article, though, Luvs me some facts!
  • Yeager1122 - August 25, 2009 10:26 p.m.

    Now i want to try and blow up a gas tank...
  • GamesRadarTylerWilde - August 25, 2009 10:25 p.m.

    I looked it up too. And accidentally running off a cliff could happen to any animal. It could happen to you. It is not the same as walking directly off of a cliff for no reason.
  • Hobbs - August 25, 2009 10:02 p.m.

    lol this is FTW

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