StarCraft II blowjob girl returns with another “unbeatable” strategy

Witness the return of the Christ ship and discover the disturbing truth about meat balloons

Words: GamesRadarTylerNagata on May 22, 2010

Remember Hava, the girl who said that she gave Activision’s Bobby Kotick a blowjob for a StarCraft II beta key? Well, she’s back with another hilarious unbeatable strategy video! Witness the return of the Christ ship and discover the disturbing truth about meat balloons and humping bugs.

Above: Hava’s first “unbeatable” strategy for winning with the Protoss. Learn how to win every match with the power of Christ

Above: Hava returns with another hilarious strategy video

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RonaldRayGun - May 24, 2010 8:26 p.m.

LOL should suffice as a description.
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itkonlyyou77 - May 24, 2010 1:05 a.m.

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AnonymouZ - May 24, 2010 12:33 a.m.

you know what? jesus DESERVES that cancer... the prick.
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nike656 - May 23, 2010 11:57 p.m.

the first one was so much better
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Spacegrass - May 23, 2010 11:43 p.m.

These videos are hilarious, hopefully she'll make one for the Terrans soon.
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JamesT - May 23, 2010 10:22 p.m.

bluscorp needs a humor transplant quick.
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jakery22 - May 23, 2010 10:05 a.m.

That is rather brilliant. :L. I love these videos. I hope hava makes more.
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robotic-fiend - May 23, 2010 7:15 a.m.

needs more guile theme music
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super0sonic - May 23, 2010 6:40 a.m.

ugh she is dumb. Even if it's all jokes its just so dry.
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gamer0522 - May 23, 2010 4:06 a.m.

"OH MY GOD I GAVE JESUS CANCER!"
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darkvare - May 23, 2010 2:32 a.m.

is this supposed to be funny?
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pepheb - May 23, 2010 2:28 a.m.

lol at having a SCII beta key and using it to do joke videos about being stupid
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Hobojedi - May 23, 2010 2:26 a.m.

Hah, she keeps getting interrupted by her Steam friend.
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Wizrai - May 23, 2010 1:54 a.m.

WTT: SCII Beta Key for BJ, whisper!
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JohnnyAppleSperm - May 23, 2010 1:14 a.m.

Those videos are the best things I have seen today. Sank you, Tyler. Sank you.
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bluscorp - May 23, 2010 midnight

@dannymc18: That's not even funny.
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dannymc18 - May 22, 2010 10:28 p.m.

@bluscorp I'll be the judge of who can or can't use my name, thank you very much!
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GamesRadarTylerNagata - May 22, 2010 10:26 p.m.

@theschwartzb i'm going to have to disagree with you. Hava has taken StarCraft humor to another level... the SECRET COW LEVEL
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theschwartzb - May 22, 2010 10:24 p.m.

I got about halfway through the first video before I broke out into uncontrollable sobs at what is (I desperately hope) a very terrible attempt at a comedic video.
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bluscorp - May 22, 2010 10:18 p.m.

Daft cow. I hate it when people use the lords name in vain.
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