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Phantasy Star Portable review

AT A GLANCE
  • Awesome sci-fi art style
  • Variety of classes and weapons
  • Addictive loot gathering and dress-up
  • Repetitive mission structure and level layouts
  • Awful story and voice-overs
  • Not very portable

There are certain things we expect in portable games. Quick bursts of gameplay and enough variety to hold our attention until the next stop are crucial elements to gaming on the commute. Hey, even being able to pause is nice. Phantasy Star Portable neglects all of these ideas.


Above: All screens are from the Japanese version

In exchange, it mercifully nixes the painfully paced progression of Phantasy Star Universe in favor of speedy leveling and upgrading. The quality of weapons, armor and bikini swimsuits you’ll find beneath enemy corpses has been significantly improved over its predecessor, so there’s a quick clip to the gear-getting as well. But don’t get too excited: the problems that plagued PSU, as well as a couple of new ones, have slipped their way into the PSP sequel.

When playing Phantasy Star Portable, headphones are about the worst thing you could cram in your ears this side of a screwdriver. The thinly laid out “Uh-oh, Space Terrorists” story is conveyed through intolerably awful voice acting that begs to be skipped. Once you’ve suffered through the too-long chat sessions between images of talking heads and text boxes you can finally get to the guts of the game: monster hunting and loot-whoring.

The similarly structured story and side missions often clock in around 30 minutes each, and the funneled paths you’ll trek are littered with identical enemies. If you fall victim to a cheap one-hit-kill attack when you finally reach a stage’s big, bad boss, the restrictive save system and absence of checkpoints forces you to restart the entire level. Because your AI allies are almost entirely useless, don’t expect healing or offensive help along the way, either. Instead, they’ll ask “did you get lost?” while you’re being hacked to bits by a giant robot’s laser katana.

As you can imagine, this is all incredibly frustrating.

More Info

Release date: Mar 03 2009 - PSP (US)
Apr 17 2009 - PSP (UK)
Available Platforms: PSP
Genre: Role Playing
ESRB Rating:
Teen: Fantasy Violence
PEGI Rating:
Rating Pending

7 comments

  • Senjistar - June 24, 2009 3:30 a.m.

    The only PS I ever played was Universe and it was pretty good. I remember looking into this game months before it came out and was very excited. Someone please tell me though, can you customize you character and is there any online?
  • 69R - March 17, 2009 2:42 p.m.

    I played this game and it sucks. It's always hack and slash and all that stuff, heck monster hunter is even better. guess I'm not that into rpg
  • Ded - March 17, 2009 1:59 p.m.

    Nothing wrong with Sega. It's Sonic Team that are slowly killing themselves..
  • Sonneilon - April 2, 2009 5:11 a.m.

    I'm ok with the game. I mean, if you didn't play Phantasy Star Online, well, this is really just an extension of that, imo. But if you are pretty old skool and that you wanted something like PS2 or PS4 or those originals, I think that era is long gone. I'm sure PSO wasn't everyone's cup of tea. It wasn't mine tho I did play thru both of 'em and even got the artbook sitting around. To me, THIS is what Phantasy Star is now. True, it's very wordy and your NPCs are pretty lame in the fight. I didn't think the voice acting was overly horrible. At least you can understand what they are saying. Like I said, you played PSO, then you know exactly what to expect. PSU, I wouldn't know.
  • Yellowhat17 - March 18, 2009 3:04 p.m.

    Damn, the original Phantasy Stars were sooo good. This looks awful :(
  • Sonneilon - March 17, 2009 5:02 p.m.

    It IS a single player game, right?
  • garnsr - March 17, 2009 4:58 a.m.

    Ah, Sega, you were once so good.

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