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  • winner2 - January 31, 2013 8:50 a.m.

    I don't care what anyone says, that turbo super sledge sounds awesome. And I'd like to give a shout out to demons/dark soups weapons. There's the moonlight great sword and Blind which both are practically "ghost swords" in that they pass through things (at least that's what they say). There's also the dozer axe (a personal favorite), a huge blunt axe 3 times your size. There's artorias' great sword and the penetrator ( I think that's what it's called in demons). Oh and the storm ruler sword. Oh, and the switch axe from monster hunter tri. A sword, an axe, and a discharchable elemental bomb of sorts, all in one.
  • BladedFalcon - January 31, 2013 10:50 a.m.

    You forgot to mention Havel's club, which is literally just a massive chunk of rock twice your size. Though to be fair, the game also reflected that in the weight of the weapon, making it extremely unwieldy unless you had a ton of carrying capacity and strenght.
  • winner2 - January 31, 2013 11:04 a.m.

    Damn, I forgot about that one indeed. Not much beats wielding a giant dragon's tooth...except using it one handed with a shield made of rock...and wearing rocks at the same time.
  • ABACADA6494 - January 31, 2013 3:20 p.m.

    I dunno, i found it to be quite practical when beating things to a pulp.
  • BladedFalcon - January 31, 2013 4:43 p.m.

    Sure, but the thing is, would you be actually able to drag it, let alone lift it up in real life? :P
  • ABACADA6494 - February 1, 2013 2:48 p.m.

    No, no I would not. Chances are I'd be unable to lift or effectively use half the weapons from that game.
  • BladedFalcon - February 1, 2013 3:16 p.m.

    Hence why we believe they'd belong to a list mentioning ludicrously impractical weapons XD
  • Bloodstorm - January 31, 2013 8:49 a.m.

    Well, the M-490 Blackstorm it can be argued creates a gravity well using Mass Effect Fields, except Bioware decided to go with 'singularity of infinite mass' int he guns description, which is just nonsense. "Hey guys, I got an idea for a gun that shoots gravity wells" "what is a gravity well?" "You know, a point of intensely increased gravity." "Yeah, don't know about that. How about a gun that shoots black holes!" "Yeah, ef you science!"
  • ZuzuPachulia - January 31, 2013 8:45 a.m.

    And that's why we see these things in the ever fun fantasy world of vidya games
  • KA87 - January 31, 2013 8:42 a.m.

    How about Snows hands from FF13. The guy punches metal robots, giantic creatures, and slims without ever breaking his hand or getting it stuck in a slim. Also his hands seem to have the ability to punch creatures that way 1,000's of pounds about a 100 feet in the air. I dare you to walk up to an elephant and try to punch it 100 feet in the air.
  • Thedigitalg - January 31, 2013 8:59 a.m.

    Well actually, not to piss on your parade, but this is one of the 'better' explained ones. It's said numerous times through 13 and 13-2 that people turned into l'Cie are endowed with magic and super-strength by the fal'Cie along with the tribal tattoo and death sentence. Which is why he can punch 1,000-tonne flying battlestations to death.
  • mitchel-jake-kanton - June 2, 2014 7:14 p.m.

    He could do this prior to that...
  • FAT47ITY - January 31, 2013 8:39 a.m.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MejveUjpw8U&list=UUwmFOfFuvRPI112vR5DNnrA&index=24 Vsauce3 proved, once and for all, that Cloud's Buster Sword can both be wielded and used in combat effectively, even if only in the hands of a trained swordsman.
  • BladedFalcon - January 31, 2013 8:35 a.m.

    The buster sword is certainly the most iconic example of "impossibly oversized melee weapon that no human being could ever swing.", but I can think of several more ludicrous ones, such as Presea from Tales of Symphonia. A small little pink haired girl that swings a gigantic axe that's 3 times larger than she is. And yes, i know there's sort of an explanation in game as to why Presea can do that. but it still doesn't make the weapon, or the fact that it's her swinging it, any less ludicrous.
  • n00b - January 31, 2013 8:26 a.m.

    "Go out into the countryside and attack a bear with a fishing rod and see how far you get." Best advice ever

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