MGS Snake Eater 3D lets you turn real photos into camo. We venture some original ideas

Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater 3D will allow you to take photographs of anything you like and use the pictures as a camouflage texture for Snake. That is friggin' amazing. Utterly pointless, mind, as it makes more sense for him to take on the texture of his immediate environment instead of, say, the curry stain on your T-shirt, but that doesn't mean the potential for fun should be sniffed at. So let's see how Snake would look with some custom camo, shall we?

Here's the picture Kojima himself tweeted. Looks pretty ace if you ask me:

Above: "And when he pulls his frilly nylon panties right up tight, he feels a dedicated follower of fashion"

Oh yes he is. And Kojima has posted more on his Twitter feed, showing a Tower Records bag acting as camo for Snake. Incredibly useful for the well-known bit in MGS3 where you infilitrate the Tower Records plastic bag company's warehouse, where everything's covered in floor-to-ceiling Tower Records-branded plastic bags.

Above: For some reason, Snake looks decidedly waterproof in this outfit. Must by the polythene

But don't think you have to stick to carrier bags for your inspiration. Here are some of our ideas:

Above: Utd vs City at Wembley camo

Above: Actually, my keyboard works pretty well as a get-up for Snake. Not that he looks too impressed...

Above: Gears of War 3 camo (in case the plot gets a bit too 'epic' for comfort)

Above: For infiltrating the Towelly Joke Factory (which wasn't built in the '60s, but you never know)

Above: I liked the bit where his camo said 'Nyan'

Obviously, things can get much ruder than these examples, but we're not going to start sullying the lovely, clean internet with pictures of a lewd nature. Once someone starts that, it won't stop. You mark my words.

15 Aug, 2011


  • Moroz - August 16, 2011 11 p.m.

    First though: porn Snake.
  • rob619 - August 16, 2011 8:08 p.m.

    Dammit I brought a 3ds for this game! Just like I brought a PS3 for Metal Gear Solid 4. Now its delayed out of all the games, just my luck :(. Please release this now!
  • UsernameLoser - August 16, 2011 4:19 p.m.

    Wait, you guys didn't know about this? I'm pretty sure this was well known since a few months ago. By the way, I left my iTouch in my pocket of my pants when it got washed and doesn't work anymore. Now I can't listen to Tdar and I seriously missed the last one, I would listen to it on my Laptop but I don't use it for more than an hour so I can't listen to it there either. GOING INSANE.
  • philipshaw - August 16, 2011 1:17 p.m.

    Some great ideas will be made from this for sure
  • PaulieWaulie - August 16, 2011 7:27 a.m.

    This is great, I can make Snake wear my victims skin :)
  • BlackElement17 - August 16, 2011 5:29 a.m.

    Goatse... it must happen.
  • ranzatsu - August 16, 2011 2:23 a.m.

    Rather take a picture of a softcore getup and put it on Snake.
  • Enclave84 - August 15, 2011 10:57 p.m.

    Lol, this isn't gonna end well....not at all. But oh, American Flag Snake (In America!)
  • Thequestion 121 - August 15, 2011 9:03 p.m.

    Oh, I can't wait to try this out lol
  • Kelshaw1996 - August 15, 2011 8 p.m.

    Im taking a picture of snake and put it on his camo.
  • Clovin64 - August 15, 2011 7:16 p.m.

    WANT. Personally, I'd take a pic of a pizza I was eating and use that. Pizza Camo!
  • shawksta - August 15, 2011 5:54 p.m.

    Ah the possibilities! Im interested in seeing what other goodies theyll add considering the original had allot of things, like that catch the apes from ape escape minigame, especially since the last trailer showed a Random Yoshi cameo.
  • ParanoidAndroid - August 15, 2011 5:37 p.m.

    BigKingBud every comment from you makes less than 0% sense. Your continued existence makes a mockery of both science and religion.
  • TheJerseyDevil - August 15, 2011 5:34 p.m.

    @BigKingBud You realize no one knows (or cares) what you have to say right? you make no sense, and I think you have an Enter key fetish.
  • Personamanxx - August 15, 2011 5:27 p.m.

    Sounds like something that'd be fun to dick around with.
  • mothbanquet - August 15, 2011 5:26 p.m.

    Justin, your keyboard is filthy.
  • Shatgan - August 15, 2011 4:53 p.m.

    That's pretty stupid indeed...
  • Sjoeki - August 15, 2011 3:52 p.m.

    Nyan cat!!! I've listened to it for over 800 seconds and I can die happy now!
  • db1331 - August 15, 2011 3:49 p.m.

    A soccer game is genius camo because no one would want to watch you.
  • monsterhunter3rox - August 15, 2011 3:40 p.m.

    (Thinks about goatse) AWW CRAP

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