Thanks to Jon Laidlow for sending us a link to
this site, which has pictures of a few of the worst examples of Star Wars merchandise.
Our favourite is definitely the C-3PO tape dispenser, for the slightly crazed look on his face... which makes sense when you consider where the tape is apparently being pulled from . And we really, really want to hear the record "What Can You Get A Wookiee For Christmas (When He Already Owns A Comb?)" if only see to see if it's more teeth-grittingly awful than "I'm Gonna Spend My Christmas With a Dalek", which is like having liquified sugar poured down your ears.