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  • KA87 - January 19, 2013 5:25 a.m.

    Since Issac is so good at dismemberment, he will clearly shot Olivers arm with the magic wand off and then stomp him to death. But then Issac starts having visions of Oliver telling him to kill himself. With Issac's psyche already shattered, he slowy draws his plasma cutter as the ghosty image of Oliver laughs and ends his suffering. Winner= Necromorphs
  • GAYMER - January 22, 2013 12:27 a.m.

    Brilliant
  • lancevance821 - January 19, 2013 4:53 a.m.

    Oliver of course. He represents original video game Ideas for this gen. Issac is just another shooter. Survival horror shooter but a shooter. Its been done with the 8 or 9 resident evil games all ready.
  • DrPie - January 18, 2013 11:29 p.m.

    As much as I would like Issac to win it's impossible. You can't kill little kids in video games, I've tried little lamp light is invincible. But if it was irl issac would stomp him game over
  • Child Of Death - January 18, 2013 9:53 p.m.

    Issac. Magic aint gonna help you when you lose your limbs.
  • FierceVoltage - January 18, 2013 9:17 p.m.

    Isaac
  • Cyberninja - January 18, 2013 8:01 p.m.

    Oliver only because I want to see how this fight would turn out if he won.
  • Ronnie-_- - January 18, 2013 7:24 p.m.

    Strange match-up.
  • DragonLord23 - January 18, 2013 7:12 p.m.

    Issac Clark
  • taokaka - January 18, 2013 6:16 p.m.

    The only way I can see Oliver not being horrifically slaughtered is if the fight went something like this; Isaac sees Oliver and starts walking towards him with his plasma cutter aimed at his , Oliver summons a sheep looking familiar that rams Isaac's legs. Isaac stomps on it and blood splatters everywhere, "I only wanted to make everybody happy again" Oliver calls out as he drops to the floor crying. Isaac isn't phased and actually decides to pull out his ripper so he can really enjoy the massacre. His blood drenched foot takes one step forward to where Isaac believed was just normal, green, soft grass however his body is flung backwards and he crashes into the ground. The brutal impact caused his ripper to launch into the air and just moments later before he could get back up he heard the whirring sound, CRACK! The ripper had penetrated Isaac's armour and was burying itself into his chest, the fountain of blood erupting splattered all over Oliver. At that moment something snapped within Oliver and he walked over to the body that lay there sprawling in agony and he just teabagged. In his last moment on Earth Isaac looked down to where he had stood and with his last breathe uttered "Bloody banana skins" On a side note when will we get a ni no kuni review?
  • GR_RyanTaljonick - January 19, 2013 12:24 a.m.

    Jesus Christ
  • KA87 - January 19, 2013 5:25 a.m.

    I second that.
  • slimjim441 - January 20, 2013 9:47 a.m.

    I wholly agree. Where's the Ni No Kuni review?
  • dcobs123 - January 18, 2013 5:09 p.m.

    Oliver can level up, so yeah.
  • Ronnie-_- - January 18, 2013 7:25 p.m.

    Your avatar reminds me of the mushroom enemies in Dark Souls.
  • bhaywardio - January 18, 2013 5:06 p.m.

    Also, everyone forgets Isaac has military training. He served with the Merchant Marines!!!! /nerd rage
  • bhaywardio - January 18, 2013 5:03 p.m.

    A wisp of the wand summons a cute little bear with an even cuter battle axe and cape. Oliver orders the bear into battle as his familiar, thinking that the cuteness will distract Isaac and bewilder him longe enough for Oliver to cast one of the more complex spells. Unfortunately, Isaac's time in the school onboard the sprawl have taught him a thing or two. Anything related to babies or children is most likely going to explode or eat your internal organs. As such, Isaac blasts away the legs of the bear to slow him down. It screams in agony, and Isaac fires for the arm holding the axe, ending its screams. Oliver, distracted from the screaming of his companion, stutters as he tries to cast. Isaac stomps on the head of the bear, hoping to get an ammo cartridge. Instead, a spear-gun pops out of it. Oliver, staring down into his book, doesn't even hear the compressed air firing the spear. With a slick *schlink*, Oliver looks past the pages of his spellbook to see cold metal covered in warm blood. Lifting his head in horror, he sees the blue light emanating from Isaac's face mask. Trying to utter mercy, Oliver's last moments were watching Isaac press the big "activate" button on the side of the spear-gun. His body began to convulse. His bowels and bladder released themselves in the spasm. And when he thought there could be no greater Hell, the spear detonated, blasting his organs all over the place. Isaac wins the fight. But the horrors of the sprawl and killing countless monster-children have pushed him over the edge. Now the true war begins, as Isaac struggles with PTSD.
  • GR_RyanTaljonick - January 19, 2013 12:26 a.m.

    Hoooooooo boy
  • winner2 - January 18, 2013 4:49 p.m.

    Yeah I'm going with Issac. This is a complete beatdown, unless issac can't bring himself to kill a non necromorph kid.
  • g1rldraco7 - January 18, 2013 4:37 p.m.

    Issac Clarke hands down unless Oliver can cast a regeneration spell on his limbs, which means he can't win. Issac Clarke all the way baby!!!! :)

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