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  • nike656 - February 17, 2010 8:29 p.m.

    if your gonna kill Altair than you have to move all of the conveniently placed stacks of leaves as well
  • theskitone - February 17, 2010 8:22 p.m.

    u cant kill tommy in a swimming pool hell just stand up
  • Elementskater - February 17, 2010 7:57 p.m.

    @ gilgamesh the thumbtack would kill chris because he's so big and muscly like a balloon, is what they're trying to say. funny article... just glad the game designers never thought of these.. reCAPTCHA: wrong idea
  • jackthemenace - February 17, 2010 7:55 p.m.

    ahhhh, lovin' te bayonetta one, but better would just be cover it in hair spray, stop the wicked weaves bein able to move :D
  • CatrParrot - February 17, 2010 7:36 p.m.

    The pictures in this article are fucking great. And even with the haystack, given how long some of Altair's falls are, how does he not break even a single bone?
  • zer0_cool16 - February 17, 2010 6:28 p.m.

    How to kill Lara Croft... I say use a thumb tack too, imagine all the silicon flowing. ReCaptcha: ago jujitsu
  • robotechandnarutosucks - February 17, 2010 5:31 p.m.

    How to kill Master Chief: Prevent the 8-year olds from buying his games.
  • Yeager1122 - February 17, 2010 5:10 p.m.

    love the duke nukem one.
  • oryandymackie - February 17, 2010 4:58 p.m.

    But how would you kill Ash from the Evil Dead games? 'Cause last thing I heard, he was singing the 'Star Spangled Banner' whilst eating pork scratchings...because Chuck Norris swore it couldn't be done!
  • Conman93 - February 17, 2010 4:48 p.m.

    Ammy- Get Mr Burns to block out the sun again. Awesome article. Love the drawings. Simply brilliant, like captain qwark from R&C drew them.
  • GameManiac - February 17, 2010 4:32 p.m.

    Part 2! Part 2! I would ove to see a part 2 to this.
  • Spartan523 - February 17, 2010 4:29 p.m.

    i was gonna say throw water onto altair, but that works to lol
  • Corsair89 - February 17, 2010 4:02 p.m.

    The Kratos one made me laugh. reCaptcha: congressional pastrami
  • bigwill1982 - February 17, 2010 3:32 p.m.

    Thats not the best way to kill Bayonetta...Forget the sweets and sneak with a hair cut...Throw Nair on her and make sure she is standing on Gravel. rocks would jam those pistols.
  • GoldenMe - February 17, 2010 3:17 p.m.

    MS Paint win.
  • Mumb00 - February 17, 2010 2:46 p.m.

    Prince of Persia: Design rooms with more symmetry and don't offer so many obvious grooved handholds on one wall when all the other walls are smooth. Don't put so many beams in close proximity to said handholds since they don't really support a roof or any other edifice anyway. If you're going to break a ladder in half, move one part someplace far away from the other so that a clever triangle jump isn't enough to get you to the top where only more improbable beams/grooved handholds can be exploited.
  • gilgamesh310 - February 17, 2010 2:12 p.m.

    I don't get the one with chris. What does a thumb tack have to do with anything? The one with Kratos was brilliant mind.
  • RedOutlive10 - February 17, 2010 1:43 p.m.

    Good article, and yeah why have they never moved the hays in the game, it's always placed in the best spot for a jump.
  • skyguy343 - February 17, 2010 12:33 p.m.

    @OnyxOblivion kick ass, durrr brilliant article mr. towell, made my morning
  • love-removal-machine - February 17, 2010 12:33 p.m.

    love how on Altair's one you gave what he was saying a shadow as well xD (Excuse my great attention to detail haha)

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