How to kill gaming's hardest heroes

It's easy when you know how

Words: on February 17, 2010

Video game heroes are often tough. But there's always something that they can't do. Some trick their enemies could utilise if only they were smart enough.

So we've done it for them. Felons of the virtual realm - here is a guide to help you best these badass heroes.

 

How to kill... Altair

Move the hay.

 

 

How to kill... Kratos

Defy his existence.

 

How to kill... Bayonetta

Dull her powers with a sneaky haircut.



 

How to kill... Batman

Clean up your HQ and turn on all the lights.

 

How to kill... Chris Redfield

Pop him with a thumb tack.

 

How to kill... Solid Snake

Give your henchmen thermal goggles as well as guns.

 

How to kill... Axel

Ensure the Streets of Rage are clear of roast chicken every night.

 

How to kill... Marcus Fenix

Booby trap his swear jar.

 

How to kill... Tommy Vercetti

Invite him for a paddle.

 

How to kill... Duke Nukem

Make an executive decision.

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  • mykl

    mykl  - 1 year, 11 months ago  - Report

    Hehe, nice one mate x
  • D0CCON

    D0CCON  - 1 year, 11 months ago  - Report

    this is the reason I ditched IGN and Gamespot for GR
  • soccerclownking

    soccerclownking  - 1 year, 11 months ago  - Report

    This made my day
  • JeffGoldblum1

    JeffGoldblum1  - 1 year, 11 months ago  - Report

    Love the crappy photoshop articles.
  • Nikiicha11

    Nikiicha11  - 1 year, 11 months ago  - Report

    LOL Altair EPIC WIN
  • mckillustrator

    mckillustrator  - 1 year, 11 months ago  - Report

    my favorite gamesradar article ever. nice work
  • aberkromby

    aberkromby  - 1 year, 12 months ago  - Report

    I guess Nathan Drake is impossible to kill. No surprise. hes the luckiest son of a bitch in gaming...
  • mentalityljs

    mentalityljs  - 1 year, 12 months ago  - Report

    haha, "make an executive decision." OUTCH! MS Paint FTW!
  • peteypablo2624

    peteypablo2624  - 1 year, 12 months ago  - Report

    Sam Fisher:
    look for the 3 freaking green lights
  • Tomsta666

    Tomsta666  - 1 year, 12 months ago  - Report

    I lol'd hard @ the Altair one :D
  • Kytl

    Kytl  - 1 year, 12 months ago  - Report

    what? you guys can't think of a way to kill Samus? or master chief
  • nik41507

    nik41507  - 1 year, 12 months ago  - Report

    WAIT
    Kratos isn't a god anymore
    remember
    in GOW 2 Zeus took away his godhood

    and Bayonetta it would not take away her powers, just her clothing
  • jonfarist

    jonfarist  - 1 year, 12 months ago  - Report

    i loled at the one with Duke Nukem.
  • VivaStrangeness

    VivaStrangeness  - 1 year, 12 months ago  - Report

    Always bet on Duke ;_;
  • Pocotron

    Pocotron  - 1 year, 12 months ago  - Report

    Do you mean "hardiest" or "hardest" characters? Because the current title gives me some naughty thoughts...tehehe...
  • DriveShaft

    DriveShaft  - 1 year, 12 months ago  - Report

    Altair, so many times during the game I thought "...what if he missed?"
  • Xeacons

    Xeacons  - 1 year, 12 months ago  - Report

    How to kill Gordon Freeman: A game of Strip Poker!
    ...Lara Croft: Outlaw silicone.
    ...Chell: Hide the AA batteries to the portal gun.
    ...Niko Bellic: Take his cellphone."Why ees no one calling me? I feel so lonely and suicidal."
    ...Link: Disprove quantic theory, alternate dimensions, and time-travel as scientifically impossible.
    ...Mario: Flush.
  • AnonymouZ

    AnonymouZ  - 1 year, 12 months ago  - Report

    as an atheist myself i doubt when the GOD is in front of ya that you'd doubt his existence... especially if he knows how to use swords and what not. xD
  • philipshaw

    philipshaw  - 1 year, 12 months ago  - Report

    Great article, loved the bayonetta one but the Duke Nukem one had to be the best
  • speno93

    speno93  - 1 year, 12 months ago  - Report

    great article the Altair one made me laugh!
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