We feel a Guinness award for %26lsquo;longest sustained eye abuse%26rsquo; is due. Dear old Guinness Book of Records %26ndash; that venerable bible of inanity %26ndash; churned out every year just in time for the Christmas holidays. If you know who owns the largest collection of airplane sick bags in the world, you%26rsquo;ve probably got a Guinness tome gathering dust at home. And if you%26rsquo;ve got the book, you may well be considering buying the game.
Well, here%26rsquo;s a tip: don%26rsquo;t. It%26rsquo;s not very good. The idea is to navigate the globe, smashing world records in the various countries you%26rsquo;ll visit %26ndash; records that include flinging cow-pats and eating planes. The games are so shallow that you%26rsquo;ll have zero desire to return once completed. Flick the remote to head-butt a watermelon, shake the Nunchuck to chew some cockroaches%26hellip; you get the idea. If you love your facts, stick with the book.
Dec 8, 2008