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German man sings pop while dressed as Master Chief, hilarity ensues

If you thought the Germans were only good for making affordable hatchbacks and the finest sausage meat known to mankind, you'd be wrong. Very wrong. Because they're also great at making God-awful pop videos starring a dude dressed as Master Chief... in a bar that looks exactly like the cantina from Star Wars... while he dabbles in a bit of Minority Report touch screen action. What's the German for 'crippling lawsuit'?


Love it? hate it? Suddenly developed a hankering for bratwurst? Let us know in the comments below.

May 19, 2010


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20 comments

  • milhertime - May 21, 2010 10:20 p.m.

    If I was Sony Music Entertainment GMBH, I would watch my ass for like 542 years, cuz in the year 2552, the REAL Master Chief is gonna kick some ass for letting that pole taker defile his awesomeness. Yeah, and stuff...
  • Sabtos - May 20, 2010 11:32 p.m.

    This is perfect representation of Halo, the gay ass teletubby-colored Goldeneye ripoff. Love it when people try to act like Halo is badass.
  • oryandymackie - May 20, 2010 8:04 p.m.

    Ahh, but hid visor was see-through. Damn, I should be a Halo lawyer.
  • Snapp3r - May 20, 2010 3:18 p.m.

    WOAH. What the hell.
  • Matgta - May 20, 2010 10:18 a.m.

    This is sick and wrong, I'm now going to gauge my eyes out with a wii remote.
  • philipshaw - May 20, 2010 9:53 a.m.

    This has to be the best thing I have seen today,even though I didn't know WTF was going on
  • Octoboy - May 20, 2010 7:43 a.m.

    Oh, the irony. I can't watch the video due to a copyright issue, "the video isn't available in your country". I'm from Germany.
  • batmanboy11 - May 19, 2010 9:59 p.m.

    I don't know what to the say to that other than "WTF!?".
  • PlainLikeVanilla - May 19, 2010 7:47 p.m.

    Lol this was pretty good. Did anyone else notice at 1:17 that the guy on the right looks like yoda?
  • dimomarg - May 19, 2010 6:28 p.m.

    ..On a second thought... THIS IS THE GERMAN RICKROLL, TIME TO TROLL HALO FANS
  • dimomarg - May 19, 2010 6:27 p.m.

    Well. If I played Halo, I'd be all like: THOSE ****ING GERMANS HOW THE **** DO THEY DARE TO INSULT OUR HALOZ But I don't. So I'll just say that this is an insult to gaming as a whole. From the nation that would not allow Wolfenstein 3d to be sold.
  • NoobBuster - May 19, 2010 5:49 p.m.

    i look forward to the future where people wear reinforced space armor to night clubs.
  • Palitroke - May 19, 2010 5:22 p.m.

    ROTFLMAOCISFF! (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off cuz it's so fu@$*ng funny!)
  • NotSteve - May 19, 2010 3:08 p.m.

    Mein Gott. If that's what the future looks like, I plan to bring Retro back with a vengeance.
  • Goom - May 19, 2010 11:51 a.m.

    If they ever made Mass Effect the musical, this would so be the Citadel Scene. oh and, literally, that would be "Verkrüppelung Gerichtsverfahren" ;)
  • theamazingmrpotato - May 19, 2010 11:48 a.m.

    simon cowell eat your heart out.....
  • loonyman978 - May 19, 2010 11:27 a.m.

    wow. just wow
  • speno93 - May 19, 2010 10:20 a.m.

    all i can say is "those wacky Germans"
  • OhMyJosh - May 19, 2010 10:18 a.m.

    This seems about right. As if you never knew mater chief was a gay, pop-singing, german.
  • allthegoodnameswheretaken - May 19, 2010 10:12 a.m.

    Is this going to become a regular thing?

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